Tomorrow don't miss the kickoff of my Halloween Series Short Story Saturdays. The story tomorrow is about a scarecrow stalker....Tonight's "Ghost Adventures" should be wicked awesome! From now onward, we have Lonely on a Friday night. You can feel free to comment back and forth while watching Ghost Adventures if you want, having a drink (or 4) or just doing chores and coming back to the computer now and then to check in. We can talk about anything, ask anything, be as weird as you want. We all are just a bunch of fun dorks. Now, begin....
Hey all you easterners, I'm on!
ReplyDeleteSorry I have some emails that require serious study.
ReplyDeleteBarry
Well, be sure to come back when I've got your full attention.
ReplyDeleteWould a vampire have to suck blood in order to get a woody?
ReplyDeleteWell, if he's in a constant state of anemia, he would actually be extremely weak (not strong like fiction portrays them). Without enough circulating blood, yes, getting a woody would be...tough (I almost said "hard"). So, technically, drinking blood should make him able to be aroused which might make him a necrophiliac...
ReplyDeletewould werewolf sex be only once a month?
ReplyDeleteWell, if he had an iron-deficiency anemia, he'd need supplements daily. :-)
ReplyDeleteI though they were only werewolves once a month
ReplyDeleteBarry,
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking werewolf sex could only be once a month! Would suck to be married to one!
Jeez;
ReplyDeleteShows how much editing I had to do all day--didn't even notice you said werewolves. Technically, they may not turn into a wolf but once a month under the full moon, but they're still latent wolves the rest of the month--so if they have a healthy mate, they should enjoy themselves all they want, but then on that full moon, they better find a mate how can keep up with their demanding ways. Lucky girl!
Tara;
I think I'd be sure to be home every full moon if I were married to one. I'd make him chase me into the woods first. It's just not as fun indoors. You want him to howl at the moon and all...
I wonder what would be the worst monster on monster sex or monster on human sex?
ReplyDeleteGee, Barry, I think it would depend on the monster. Frankenstein and human--probably like the majority of husbands in America. Then, there's werewolves and I'd like to see two of them go at it. Then, part of me wouldn't mind being the lucky gal, so long as he doesn't bite a major artery in his enthusiasm. Besides, I love when a man can be vocal, the howling would definitely curl my toes.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the creature from the black lagoon? He seems like a loving sort.
ReplyDeleteWow, all this talk of monster sex is pretty bizarre. Not that there's anything wrong with that :)
ReplyDeletePangs;
ReplyDeleteI just talked about him the other day. I had a monster crush on him as a kid. When I see the movie, I still kind of which he took me into the cave instead of that whimpering woman.
HalloweeNut;
ReplyDeleteI didn't start it. Point your finger at Barry. Tell me, how are the plans going for the home haunt? I was hoping to get to the thrift store tomorrow after work and find a perfect dolly to turn into a tortured doll for my set up.
on a certain level aren't many monster movies about sex?
ReplyDeleteYeah, and all the slasher films. Yup. Aren't we most beastly when we give in to our animal side? You can't tell me there's anything human about a person's orgasm sounds or expressions. That's pure animal.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm working an uber disgusting jawless, meaty corpse head that'll have an eyeball hanging out by a stalk. I'll mount it on a witch's broom handle, with maybe a few tendons stretched out and wrapped around the handle. I used to think gore was bad in a haunt, but now I realize - it's fun in moderation! >:)
ReplyDeleteOh, and ten points if you can figure out what Freud thought witch's brooms symbolized... heh heh...
ReplyDeleteHalloweeNut;
ReplyDeleteYou have a great attitude! Some people don't know when to stop. One Halloween, I walked up a driveway with my little son and there was blood and entrails all over the driveway. Part of me wondered what the hell I was going to see at the door. I actually went up there first before I took my little son up. There was a man sawing his wife in half on a table and she was screaming and the candy was inside her abdomen (all props, of course), but it was so realistic. I told my son they ran out of candy and took him away. Fun and goofy gore--great, but realistic and painful screaming actors--probably not cool. So, you're doing it right. I cannot wait to see pictures of that!
HalloweeNut;
ReplyDeleteWell, if she liked to place it between her thighs, I think I know what that witch was thinking. There's a stick even non-witch women would want to ride. Yeah, never incite my bawdy humor. I always go way too far :-)
Yeah, after all that talk of monster sex, I thought I should throw in my 2 cents.
ReplyDeleteno wonder those witches are always smiling ...
ReplyDeletemy verification is kinkette
Yeah, a witch's besom is a beloved item.
ReplyDeleteHalloweeNut; You gave me a happy chuckle this evening. Keep it up and I'll be totally relaxed after a long day.
So, Autumn, what are your plans for Halloween?
ReplyDeleteHmm.... Well, I'm making a costume and hoping I have a place to wear it. I'm waiting for the calendar to go up for the local social/singles group. Hopefully they're doing something. I'm putting together a steampunk costume. I've run into a lot of roadblocks with it. Had to give up the skirt and instead purchased some bloomers. It should be sexy but also interesting. I hope to wear it on the "set" I put together in my home office and do some vlogging from there and talk to ya'all on video. My own sort of Halloween character. Of course, on the actual Halloween night--I'm going to line up the tortured dolls in the apartment windows and put some flashing lightning effects on them, scary music, and generally have a blast with the trick or treaters. Are you going to a party? Have a costume planned?
ReplyDeleteWell, my party is still on for my friends from school, and I'm going (believe it or not) as a witch!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, I'm not going to wear drag, I'll be wearing a sort of backwoods costume, along with shrunken heads, satanic jewelry, a burlap robe, and THIS freaky mask:
http://www.deathstudios.com/Masks/Index.cfm/go:site.Item/Item:151/ID:1/Group:1/index.html
My goal is to make someone cry by just looking at them! Mwa Ha Ha!!
HalloweeNut;
ReplyDeleteThat is so freaking bad-ass! You are going to really be amazing. I love the idea for the costume too. I can really see that. Do your friends know what you're going as or are you keeping it a secret?
Oh, they won't see it coming!!! Of course, I'm not sure if the mask will arrive in the mail on time, but I have a back-up scarecrow mask, just in case. Here's a link:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.deathstudios.com/Masks/Index.cfm/go:site.Item/Item:90/ID:1/Group:1/index.html
Awesome! I'm a freak for masks. I have to admit, every Halloween party I've been to, the only men I couldn't keep my eyes off of were the ones in masks, especially if they just silently stare and brood. You wonder who they are, what's going on behind the mask...very spine tingling.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you on masks. In fact, this probably explains my morbid love of Michael Myers form "Halloween" and the band SLIPKNOT.
ReplyDeleteExactly. I must admit that the Michael Myers mask and the Phantom of the Opera ones make me get giddy. I don't are who's wearing it, I'm like a giddy schoolgirl seeing Justin Bieber (I can't believe I used that example--I only just learned his last name wasn't Beaver. I'm so old!)
ReplyDeletePangs and Tara;
ReplyDeleteWhere the heck are ya'all?
Barry? Are you reading emails again? Join us!
ReplyDeleteHey, Julie? Are you out there?
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm gonna go do some prop building, specifically, paper-mache shrunken heads. It's been fun, Autumn! Stay Scary, and Happy October!
ReplyDeleteThanks HalloweeNut;
ReplyDeleteI expect to see pic's of all your cool work!
I was finishing up something.
ReplyDeleteRe broomsticks, that brings to mind the Harry Potter vibrating broomstick
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1927306_1927313_1927329,00.html
I'm already in the spirit of Halloween. I dreamed that ghosts tore open my backpack and mini-milky ways spilled all over the place, then they tried to steal my slim jims claiming some miners needed them due to niacin deficiency. I was quite indignant about it all.
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ReplyDeleteand once again...
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/y9shykk
Busted yes I'm in the middle of an email. Its a beauty!
ReplyDeletePangs;
ReplyDeleteI swear, no one ever makes me laugh as hard as you do! For a woman who laughs all the time, that's a freaking feat! Loved the dubious Harry Potter vibrating broomstick (I can barely type, my laptop is shaking so hard on my thighs). You got me, buddy. I want me one of those. Does it come with variable speeds???
Barry;
ReplyDeleteDon't know where you're getting your emails from but Friday's must be your bliss cause you're always straying.
This one looks like some volunteer work ...
ReplyDeleteYou have a kind soul, Barry. They are so lucky to have your help. Tell me, have you made your plans for Halloween yet?
ReplyDeleteMaking the rounds visiting friends and checking out their decorations. Followed by spooky movies and a sugar high.
ReplyDeleteHey hon! I'm back. I was looking at the pics and my blog i posted last night and trying to decide if i want to do part II tonight or tomorrow. I was also doing a little school work. YUCK!
ReplyDeleteBarry;
ReplyDeleteSounds like a decent endeavor. I would like to see you in a costume. I think you'd make a brilliantly suave Dracula.
Tara;
School work on a Friday! I say burn the book! (Unless it's human sexuality class, then keep it for future reference, of course).
@Tara
ReplyDeleteI liked the headstone pics
SPIDER ATTACK! Picked up a notebook and the little f'er took a leap at me. In the dark, it was like a tiny flying shadow. Nearly spilled my drink. *shakes fist very angrily*
ReplyDeleteBarry: Thanks so much! I try! LOL
ReplyDeleteAutumn: Well it's anatomy, but not the "good parts" yet! LOL
Pour Pangs. What was the drink? I want to know how worried to get that you almost spilled it.
ReplyDeletePangs! I HATE spiders! I know that is very UN-Native American of me, but I can't help it! Ick! Gives me the creeps worse than Dale!
ReplyDeleteTara;
ReplyDeleteDale will read that and keep hope that at least something is worse tha him. For a doll like him, that's hope.
That's what I'm shooting for! So I won't have to shoot him! LOL
ReplyDeleteWell, I just caught him with the flipcam so I suspect tomorrow something is going up on the blog. I wish I knew what he was filming. I never know what he'll do to my blog this time of year!
ReplyDeleteWhats wrong with Dale? He lays around all day looking at Autumn. That sounds like heaven to me
ReplyDeleteI agree! If I was a dude, I'd sit and stare at Autumn all day myself! LOL But alas, I do not swing that way! LOL
ReplyDeleteTechnically he justs seems my behind all day because I face away from him in my office. He does have it rather cushy. He has nothing to complain about. He even gets to watch me change all the time. Sometimes I hear him making little nervous giggles. He's like a child!
ReplyDeleteIt was a Goose Island Sofie, a decent local brewed beer.
ReplyDeleteI am at war with the spiders, but I thought we were in detente. Needless to say, I tracked and squashed. She started it.
@ Tara
ReplyDeletewhat did you think of the movie archniphobia
I have squashed many a spider myself. If they weren't so sneaky and quick I'd just scoop it up on paper and put her back outside, but dammit they wanna jump and skitter around and shit and then the screaming begins!
ReplyDeleteSee, you can get bit in the ass and your skin can get necrosed and infected and still, the real tragedy would be the loss of a drop of good beer. Now you have me in the mood to go to Rock Bottom and get the autumn brew. Last time I went there, the men in the bar were leering the entire time. Why can't they just watch the football game on the screens? It's much more entertaining than seeing me lick foam from my lip.
ReplyDeleteI actually saw it! Amazing actually. My ex-hubby had me watch it. Gave me the heebie-jeebies! But overall I'll admit it wasn't half bad.
ReplyDeleteI get you on the jumping spiders. I grew up with so many snakes and spiders that I thought they were all freaking adorable. I still kind of coo when I see spider. Pretty ladies. My big heebie jeebie is palo verde bugs. Ya'all don't have them probably but in the summertime here, they fly around and... (shuddering)... They're these huge black beetles about 4-5 inches long and hard outer shells and they can fly and look like freaking birds. Then, when they land, they walk and you can hear their crunchy steps. Sometimes, they land on your and you have to pick up this huge prehistoric thing and fling it from your body! I used to take my pool net on the pole and play tennis with them when they flew by.
ReplyDeleteEWWWW Autumn...The Brown Recluse spider causes all kinds of lovely damage! Big eaten out holes from the venom. Ick! I'd rather have my teeth pulled!
ReplyDeleteIt's the weather. You don't have proper football weather.
ReplyDeleteI catch the little fellas and put them outside. One of these days I may pay for that but I figure that I must have some karma points stored up.
ReplyDeleteTara;
ReplyDeleteWe have brown recluses and black widows here. Ick. I love to look at them, just don't part with them.
Pangs;
So, you're saying it's purely the hot weather making them disinterested in football and more likely to look at me sipping my beer? That's gotta be it. It wouldn't be because I'm uncooth and swirl my fingertip in the foam and then lick it off.
Tara;
ReplyDeleteI remember those--they're brown, aren't they? These suckers are black and even bigger.
Autumn: Yep we have brown recluse, black widows and a lovely poisonous snake called a copper head! Not to mention rattle snakes. Then we have water moccasins (spelling may be wrong) and these lovely things drop out of trees by the river and swim towards you!
ReplyDeleteI would love to have the nerve to "save the spiders" and put them outside as they are very important to the Cherokee and I'm Cherokee...but DAMN GINA! I can't get over my fear!
Autumn: Palmetto Bugs are anywhere from brown to almost black. ICK!
ReplyDeleteTara;
ReplyDeleteI get ya. I remember as a kid swimming in a lake and the water mocassins were carving through the water towards me and I swam to hard for that boat and the men on board laughed at me getting hysterical. I played with grass snakes and black snakes as a kid, but I'm not stupid. I know the bad ones. In fact, my apartment faces the desert preserve and we have the only keys to go out there and hike the mountain and I won't do it this time of year. I'm not stupid. I hate freaking rattlers so much!
Can't you see the Ghost Adventure boys with some Palmetto Bugs
ReplyDeleteBarry;
ReplyDeleteYeah, Zak would have the highest squeal when he screams. Aaron would be smart enough to duck and Nick would be in the other room because he wouldn't get in such a stupid situation. I'd love to see one get caught in Zak's hair and see him do a little girlie dance as he screams like a 7-year-old girl.
They would be screaming like little girls. My ex-hubby had one fly in his hair and he HATES them as much as me. He screamed! LMAO!
ReplyDeleteWord Veri: grabidd
The Palmetto Bugs would grabidd them ghost hunters!
Ok my lovelies, I need to go for now but I may be back later. Time for a snack and wanna catch some tv.
ReplyDeleteTara;
ReplyDeleteGod, I love that. I swear there's something about my blog that spits out amazing word verifications. Yeah, I was out in the pool at sunset once. I was skinnydipping and I had my arms on the side of the pool, leaning back, letting the setting sun warm my face and I felt something on my arm and then then next thing I know, he was climbing over my breast. I grabbed it tightly and threw it at the wall and growled with anger. It got up and crawled away the little bastard!
Rattlers are sweet! They let you know when they are feeling edgy.
ReplyDeleteThe cottonmouths worry me for being sneaky despite their alleged lack of aggressiveness (which personal experience says is hooey, but maybe they are in league with the spiders and have it out for me)
Pangs;
ReplyDeleteThey only like you because you drink such wicked beers! I'd hang with you too. So, you watching anything tonight? I'd love to get a list of your movie collection some day. I get the feeling you seriously know your stuff.
The GA boys are just coming on now. I didn't watch it earlier.
ReplyDeleteAnd something called Beast Within is on Chiller, which is apparently a zombie film and not The Beast Within (1982) that was a wicked freaky film when I saw it as a wee Pangs.
I'm going to peg your age, Pangs. The Beast Within was in 82, really? I have that on VHS. hee hee. I love it--a classic. You were a wee Pangs, hmm? So, I haven't heard of this other Beast Within but it sounds like something that belongs in review on your witty blog, my friend.
ReplyDeleteAutumn, what do you feed to Dale?
ReplyDeleteEcho;
ReplyDeleteGood question. He has a picky diet. I gave up feeding him long ago, but upon occasion I catch him eating daddy long legs spider or maybe some lint from the dryer. He really is quite disgusting.
oh lord, the GA folks dug up home video of an exorcism at Bobby Mackey's. this is going to put them over the edge for their experience. lawl.
ReplyDeletedaddy long legs will keep him fit and trim
ReplyDeleteMy psychic senses are perceiving...someone will be possessed by the end of the night. Oh, they're reverting to season 3 tactics. I liked season 4's better--where something touches Zak in a private place.
ReplyDeletePangs;
ReplyDeleteWell, don't keep me wondering about GA... has Zak said yet that they're at the portal of hell?
he brings an exorist with him lol
ReplyDeleteReally?
ReplyDeleteuh oh, disturbing events to follow!
ReplyDeleteOh, Pangs! You dog! Tell all.
ReplyDeletethe spirits are using foul language and talking through the ghost talky machine thingamabob
ReplyDeletealso, every time they say something about "the bishop" I snicker a little
Pangs;
ReplyDeleteI want to hear that little doggy snort of disgust.
also spirits making violent threats
ReplyDeleteand to add to my snickering, he is "Bishop Long"
Hmm, I'm sure that's what the ladies call him. What's his real name? (snort snort)
ReplyDeletezak is feeling ooky
ReplyDelete...and they're grabbing the book for personal possession...
and no more video, just a next day recap
aaron has a story
Oh, did the big bad spirits give Zak some gas or indigestion? I hate when they do that! :-)
ReplyDeleteBishop James (Jimmy) Long. Come on. You can't make this up.
ReplyDeleteIf they just let the ghost voice translator 3000 running without asking questions, would it ever "say" anything?
oh, aaron thinks Mackey's was an 80% factor in ruining his marriage, having things follow him home and ruin it all
ReplyDeleteI missed the beginning before (it's on again)
Pangs;
ReplyDeleteI guess it could be worse, his first name could be Richard and we know what name that would give him...
Yeah, Aaron, dude.... spending your weekends locked up with two other dudes instead of doing your wife might have been the death of the marriage, not bringing home bad mojo.
They constantly do those haunted things where people pay a shitload to go into some worked-over empty hospital or jail for the weekend with them. I've already had a few drinks into this show with the drinking game. Yes guys! Keep it up! Oh, and the Aaron "O" face, should not be associated with the Big-O, but I kinda bet it is, in which case that could throw cold water on things real fast...
ReplyDeleteI see him, think "O face" and can't help but think of this guy
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncpdcFOMJhA
Pangs;
ReplyDelete3 best comedies of all time:
Office Space
40-Year-Old Virgin
The Jerk
You just made me laugh. That guy was such a dick. Reminds me of half the doctors in the last ER I worked in.
show is great way to cash in extensive hunting experience or borderline posessions.
ReplyDeleteYou got it! This one is great. I love when Zak whines to get some action. I bet he does the same thing with chicks, "You want to mess with me? Come and get it!"
ReplyDeleteOkay Pangs;
ReplyDeleteTomorrow you better have nothing to do. Travel Channel has during the day "Weird Travels" a bunch of times and then "Bigfootville" and in the evening "Most Terrifying Places in America" and a bunch of "Ghost Stories."
I'm quite sure I can fit that in between Cats football.
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember what I did last night...
ReplyDeleteGabriel
ReplyDeleteYou naughty boy--tell all, that is, when you recall it.