Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Josh Gates Journals



(Another episode of my tween'ish I-gotta-mad-Beiber-crush-on-Josh-Gates Journal)



Tonight Josh is going to go to check out an abandoned mining town in Nambia and some kind of creepy monster! OMG!

I don't know how he does it all! Some day, he'll have to settle down and start a family. I mean, he's totally awesome, so why not??? But, it's really important someone that smart and cute marries the right woman to make babies, right? LOL. He has a duty to better mankind with his totally adorable kids. That had me wondering, what would Josh and I's kids be like? I Photoshopped them, Josh. Won't our son and daughter be so cool? They're adorable! I'd be so proud to be their mama, Josh! (dreamy sigh)









QUIZ:
Josh ran into some physical obstacles on one of his adventures, was it...
a. Got bit by fire ants and his hand swelled up.
b. Got sick to his stomach and vomited a bunch.
c. Fell off a rock face and injured his knee.
d. Gashed his head and bled pretty nasty.

Don't forget, following this is the awesome new show "Marcel's Quantum Kitchen" and tonight Marcel has to design a romantic engagement party for childhood sweethearts reuniting in middle age. Can he do it, or will he just piss off the party planner? (Hint: A little of both)

20 comments:

  1. You know what would be funny? Josh's face on a Monty Python 'Gumby' character!

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  2. Hee hee
    It could work on so many things. I rather like his long flowing auburn hair and cleavage.

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  3. I like the long flowing auburn hair and cleavage too... but that face has gotta go! (LOL!)

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  4. Hey, I thought men could overlook faces, you know but-er faces??

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  5. that's one of the scariest things i've seen in a long time ;)

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  6. Can't wait for the show, it looks good! Didn't Josh get sick to his stomach and throw up all over the place?

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  7. Sis;
    You got it right! Tonight's episode I'm really excited about!!!

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  8. Echo;
    Yeah, I think we balance each out quite nicely. Hee hee

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  9. Your daughter needs a facial wax.

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  10. Hey, its just the overpowering hormones of Josh in her blood. My son is rather feminine, huh?

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  11. I think I am going to be sick now.

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  12. Oh my! The photoshop work is...well, ok, fine, I'll say it! S-C-A-R-Y! LMAO! I love it!

    Oh, it was good chatting the old fashioned way earlier today! Always nice to hear your voice!

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  13. PC;
    Hey, that's my future kids you're ridiculing.

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  14. Sis;
    Call me any time, dear. It's great to hear from you too. I suspect if we sat down together in person, we would probably be there 24 hours later, still having things to talk about. You are my baby sis.

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  15. I think seeing Josh Gates' face in the middle of your Amy Pond-esque epic cuteness may have done something to me. That aside, the next time he is down in Central America I will look him up and point him in your direction. Let's make this happen...

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  16. I don't think he's man enough for you. Like the new face of your blog. Very cute!

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  17. Aaron;
    He is coming to Central America this time he said for the first time in the show's history. But, you know tween girls and their journals, if I were to actually meet the object of my crush, I'd be bright read and unable to speak. (first for me)

    CB;
    You think so? Any suggestions?

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  18. I was going to write something witty and groundbreaking but after seeing those photoshopped pics I think I had a seizure.

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  19. Hey TW; Aren't my PS skills awesome? hee hee

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