Monday, November 29, 2010
I have to say that the open conversations that occur at the end of a post are the best part of blogging. Screw my posts! I want to hear what ya'all have to say! I'm amazed sometimes by the wit, insight, heart and intelligence of the readers. Like an insecure high school girl, I keep wondering what I'm doing right to attract such a crowd, so I can continue to do so.
Read these comments out of context and tell me what a freaking weird blog I have that these are the sorts of responses I might receive. See if you can figure out what the heck the posts were about that elicited these beauties below.
I love this place, it's awesome! I love ya'all, you're awesome! After all, you wrote these:
"You don't scare me, Pinn-dorkio! I've got a bag of termites with your name on it! (Am I really fighting with a doll?)"
"hahah, I wonder if the nipple clamp shot will get the vid removed from youtube."
"You just posted on my site (for all to see) that you think I'm a douche. Thanks a lot!"
"autumn, i'm mothman, except for the question that asked about how i was in my fam growing up & i had to admit rebelliousness...so, most mothman, 1 part chupacabra!"
"We had a blue, glass eye cup in the bathroom when I was a tot. I am still positive it is some kind of extradimensional demon-viewing monocular. Either that or a WW2 era torture device. Maybe both."
"I can remember as a kid seeing those things hanging up on the showers. God help me, I can still see that shit in my head ! Why ...why ???????"
"I still think that checking with an expert with puppets is a good idea."
"Haha. I love bread and ham stories!"
"Hmmmm... I get no visits from a sweet voice. Maybe I need drugs."
"You can have the room divider just stay out of my tub!"
"That swinging gate sounded like an ejaculating moose."
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