Thursday, March 22, 2012
Dale the Doll: I'm Smarter Than Her
Yeah, I know what you're thinking; where has Dale been? I realize that you readers are really just here for me and not The Human. I apologize for making you have to read her drivel, but it was worth the wait. I have been coasting around the habitat learning the in's and out's of human behavior so I can better mask my exploits. When I got the flipcam and made this little film below, I was a newbie at understanding how to hide my antics. Now, I'm evolving. Expect to learn how a smarter-than-human ventriloquist doll makes The Human oblivious to his dealings...
Don't let The Human give you the impression that I'm her sidekick. It's the other way around. I am smarter than the human. Case in point - The Human needs coffee to wake up in the morning. I am always alert. The Human must eat food or go weak. I don't need food. The Human has to work for a living. I don't do a damn thing. The human likes male companionship. I most certainly do not.
Hence, I am obviously the superior intelligence.
at 9:00 AM