Thursday, March 22, 2012

Dale the Doll: I'm Smarter Than Her



Yeah, I know what you're thinking; where has Dale been? I realize that you readers are really just here for me and not The Human. I apologize for making you have to read her drivel, but it was worth the wait. I have been coasting around the habitat learning the in's and out's of human behavior so I can better mask my exploits. When I got the flipcam and made this little film below, I was a newbie at understanding how to hide my antics. Now, I'm evolving. Expect to learn how a smarter-than-human ventriloquist doll makes The Human oblivious to his dealings...


 

Don't let The Human give you the impression that I'm her sidekick. It's the other way around. I am smarter than the human. Case in point - The Human needs coffee to wake up in the morning. I am always alert.  The Human must eat food or go weak. I don't need food. The Human has to work for a living. I don't do a damn thing. The human likes male companionship. I most certainly do not.

Hence, I am obviously the superior intelligence.

7 comments:

  1. Can't go wrong with an evil doll movie...

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  2. Dale, you little dickins. I knew you were up to something because you were so quiet on the trip to Payson.

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  3. Miss Julie, I must say that trip was completely and totally a bust for me. Why did you two even bring me if you were going to ignore me? I think The Human does it just to remind me there is an outside world, only to take it away again. I should have taken the opportunity to escape.

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  4. Sure. Just keep telling yourself that, Dale, you plastic door stop.

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  5. Dale Dale Dale ... fire season is almost here.
    Thanks for showing us all you are still staying stiff for the ladies.

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  6. I thought you'd died. Good to see you back. Hope you don't bring out all the crazies.

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  7. and Dale what do u have planed or can ya give a hint ? btw joe says hi

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