Sunday, September 18, 2011

Dale the Doll: She's Outsmarting Me!


I don't know what's up with The Human, but she's onto me. I know she's psychic, but it's never really worked on me, at least I don't think so. But, for some reason every time I go to play a prank on her, she's one step ahead of me. I was going to hide the knives the other night and she caught me. I finally got one and hid it in the sofa and she found it and made me sit on it! Now, she's having me sleep beside Skittles the Clown doll every night because she knows he keeps an eye on me. I tried bribing him because I know he likes horror movies, but he wasn't really liking "Troll Hunters" probably because he can't read and the subtitles confused him.

So, I'm going to ask my readers, what should I do that The Human would never expect me to do? What kind of prank could I pull on her that she wouldn't see coming? And, don't tell me to film her sleeping because I did that last October. She'd see that one coming.

8 comments:

  1. But wait! If I write the prank down here, won't she read it. How dumb are you, Dale?

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  2. Dale, you should find religion and start preaching to the other dolls. That would be a great prank.

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  3. hey dale why not try seting rope snares for her ankles lol that would drag bells or mabe when she sleeps take chain and lock an lock bells on her ankle lol .. i have tons of ideas lol

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  4. or mabe ya can hogtie skittles up thenleave not on him for human saying your next

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  5. hey dale just wanted ya to know ya could try hypnotizing her lol but i think she'll read this and prepaire

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  6. http://mastermindending.blogspot.com/ here ya go dale warr309

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