Friday, July 29, 2011

The Best of "The Army of Darkness"


The 1992 movie "Army of Darkness" starring Bruce Campbell, was a classic!

Description:

A man is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., where he must battle an army of the dead and retrieve the Necronomicon so he can return home.

Best one-liners by the main character, Ash:

Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.

Ash: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

Ash: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

3 comments:

  1. Evil Ash: "I'm bad Ash, and you’re good Ash your goody little two shoes”.
    Ash: "Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun”.

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  2. oh goodness I love this movie!! :D

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  3. Love this movie...you know, Mr. Campbell is from right around here!

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