Monday, May 23, 2011

Dale the Doll: Ghost Hunt!



Well, the Human took me on a ghost hunt. Of course, first she had to put me in the trunk so when she picked up one of the team, he got to be indoctrinated into the "open the trunk and find Dale" club.

Whatever!

I'm telling you the town of Tombstone, Arizona is one freaky place. I didn't like the feel or smell of it. It was all wrong. Dolls know these things. We're sensitives. What? You don't believe me? It's true! We pick up on all kind of bad mojo and that Birdcage Theater was filled to the brim.

The Human left me all alone by the damned hearse. You can't imagine the sounds that thing made all night long! Even the humans were commenting on it, but still they left me there. And, let me tell you something, I don't like being bait. They dared ghosts to move me!

Freaking hell!!!

I managed to survive the investigation, but I did see and hear things the others couldn't. If those humans could, they sure as hell would have ran like babies from the place! See, being a doll has its advantages. We can't be held guilty for not telling them the dangers because we're not supposed to talk.

I have no idea where the Human will take me next, but it better sure as hell not be a haunted doll museum. Now, that would scare the polyfill stuffing out me!

12 comments:

  1. dale, you lookin' goood in your travel-ghosty-hunter-outfit... look at it this way, you get out of the house the others stay home being jealous of your adventures. so my little puppet, enjoy the world you could be left in the trunk next the other bodies... wink!

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  2. Dale, you should have brought a dolly, 'cause ya know what they say, "When the hearse is a-rocking, don't come a-knocking"!

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  3. Mr. Zombie-Man; Thank you. I believe the Human finally found the ride outfit for me. It was quite comfortable. I believe I prefer riding in the trunk so I don't have to listen to annoying human conversations. They talked for the entire 2-1/2 hours!

    Mr. HalloweeNut;
    They had a lot of male mannequins, but no females in sight! I was disappointed. I thought perhaps there might be a bordello lady or two on the premises. There was only the Human pretending to be a prostitute for the ghosts. If she only knew the invisible gathering that was standing around her, she wouldn't have been so sassy with her favors.

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  4. dale, dale, dale... just be thankful you're included, time to time... beats the snot outta bein 'home alone' :P lol

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  5. Well, you know, Mr. LaughingWolf, I do have my dolly gals at home, but sometimes hitting the road can be fun. There's always the chance the Human will find another abandoned dolly somewhere. If I get to her first, then Skittles won't win her over so easily. I don't know what it is about the damn doll that has the girls all goo-goo eyed, but I suspect it's his fluffy hair.

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  6. Don't complain, we are taking you with us instead of staying home with Skittles. You have seen lots since your human and I have hit the road and brought you with us. You will get to see Jerome next. And yes, I did want the ghosts to knock you over and show us that they were there. But you lucked out and wasn't touched.

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  7. That's because the damn Human was running around telling the cowboys she was giving it away for free! You really need to keep a watch on her Ms. Julie. She is always getting into mischief and I do depend on her to get me home each time.

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  8. Oh Dale, hearses are awesome! No need to be afraid! I mean really dude, the dead can't hurt you! Hee Hee!

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  9. did the ghost hunting team just walked out on you ?

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  10. Ms Bandhura; It is true, the dead can't hurt me, but humans when they're dead, they're pretty scary. I don't like the way they stare at me with their mouths unhinged. Reminds me of my own kind, but not nearly as attractive.

    Ms bU; the ghost team left me alone a bunch of times! Sucks, huh?

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  11. dale, suck it up, & be a man-doll...not just a man-dolly!!

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  12. You dont deserve to be in the trunk Dale!!

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