Wednesday, June 16, 2010

QUIZ: How Long Would You Survive In a Horror Movie?



It’s quiz time again! Today’s quiz was inspired by a conversation between me and “SeekTheSun” (ya’all know her as my partner in crime ghost hunter and best buddy and bellydancing co-torture sufferer). We discussed how long I would survive in a horror movie and after we were done laughing our asses off, we realized—it’s a quiz! So, count your a’s, b’s, c’s and d’s and see how long you’d survive a horror movie scenario…

1. I’m in a room full of professions who intimidate me, I…
a. Compliment them profusely, kiss ass
b. Have a few drinks to loosen up
c. Offer to help out, even pro bono just so I can be part of a project
d. Remain professional, don’t reveal much, leave having had a superficial encounter

2. An ideal partner would be…
a. Really hot and gorgeous on my arm
b. Sexually wild and horny
c. Loyal, putting me first
d. Responsible, action-oriented

3. My favorite weather…
a. Sunny, 80, low humidity
b. Thunderstorms
c. Blizzard
d. All in one day; cold night, wet morning, dry warm afternoon

4. Most of my friends are…
a. Superficial and fun, nothing serious and deep
b. Know everything about me, share my deepest secrets
c. Are always there for me no matter what and defend me
d. Ask my advice a lot and want my opinion

5. When it comes to driving to someplace new, I…
a. Wing it, don’t look at maps, don’t ask for help, may not show up
b. Let the passenger guide me, keep following their directions no matter how lost we get
c. Stop and ask for directions, pull over and use maps, make it there on time at all costs
d. Look it up online first, print out map, allow time for traffic, arrive early.


Count your a’s, b’s, c’s and d’s and find out how long you’d survive in a horror movie…..


















a. “Expedendible skank” Clueless, superficial—first to die (older sister in “Halloween”)
b. “Shagging Sacrifice”—second to die (Kevin Bacon in “Friday the 13th”)
c. “Take-the-bullet Martyr” The one killed protecting someone—3rd to die (think of the fiancé in “Wrong Turn” who used himself as decoy for the inbreds)
d. “Traumized Survivor” Last one standing (Jamie Lee in “Halloween”)

23 comments:

  1. Not bad, Pangs--probably get a bootie call and then survive the onslaught too. Can't get better than that! Sex and Survival (sounds like a new horror movie, huh?)

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  2. D. I knew it!
    like the part Nancy Travis played in "The Vanishing" or Nicole Kidman in "Dead Calm".
    I won't cry and beg. I would be nice and pleasant until it was time not to be.

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  3. Cindi;
    Seriously! I would so liked to have been Nicole--Billy Zane--I'd do that without protest (purely to survive, right?--wink)

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  4. I was all D's. I guess I'll have to be traumatized.

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  5. Jessica;
    At least you're trained to handle it. :-)

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  6. Split down the middle....Bs and Ds....so I guess it's a coin toss for me!

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  7. Dan;
    I'm 2 b's, 2 d's myself! I suppose we're like Pangs--enjoy some pleasure and then survive the onslaught (sounds like life, huh?)

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  8. 2 c's and 2 d's--I'll be a martyr..yeah that sounds good. lol

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  9. Kim, it sounds like you'll jump in front of the shooting gun--but the chamber will be empty-not bad!

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  10. But of course! ONLY to survive!
    (wink, wink, LOL!)

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  11. there are 5 situs... many here need remedial counting practice, it seems

    my #3 is b, all others are d

    i see no results explanation...

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  12. Cindi;
    Yahoo Gal!

    Laughing Wolf;
    Further down the page there was a list of a, b, c, d. Here they are:
    a. “Expedendible skank” Clueless, superficial—first to die (older sister in “Halloween”)
    b. “Shagging Sacrifice”—second to die (Kevin Bacon in “Friday the 13th”)
    c. “Take-the-bullet Martyr” The one killed protecting someone—3rd to die (think of the fiancé in “Wrong Turn” who used himself as decoy for the inbreds)
    d. “Traumized Survivor” Last one standing (Jamie Lee in “Halloween”)

    It would appear you are b, the second one to die, the "shagging sacrifice" What a way to go!

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  13. I would the last one standing, What? That's probably because I would be hiding the whole time or be running for my life, lol. I did have a B answer as well, that wild and horny one, lol.

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  14. Julie;
    I think we all hit that wild and horny B, at least I'm thinking we all did cause I know my followers--they are a wild bunch! So glad you survived! I am half sleeping with someone and half surviving so it sounds like a dream combo. :-)

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  15. WTF? I'm a Expedendible skank? Awesome!

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  16. Gabriel;
    I always expected it was such! p.s. I have been writing an erotic horror novella about a werewolf and couldn't get the right name for the hero. Guess what I named him--something badass--Gabriel!

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  17. Hey, I didn't say he was modeled after you, just that he shares your name, although if you want to insert yourself into the story, be my guest. When the rough draft is done, maybe I'll share it with you.

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  18. What else will you share with me cougar bigfoot lady? ;) lol

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  19. Better stick to the fantasy, baby. I get the feeling bigfoot girlfriend might swing one of her big paws at me and take me out! I saw her in the Patterson film and she could seriously do me some harm.

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  20. I got c's and d's sort like college (hee hee)

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  21. Gnostalgia, I like that--you take the hit, but survive--that's life for sure.

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