Well, admittedly, the dummy is coming along nicely. He's going to stand just inside the yard when guests come through the gate. I want him to hold something intimidating, but not necessarily a rifle. I might use a machete. I'm not sure yet. Anyways, this big fella will hopefully be set up with some red glowing eyes (LED lights) when I'm done. I couldn't figure out what kind of hat to put on top of his Desert Storm scarf, so I opted for the unsettling character from a post-apocalyptic movie--sort of using what they find available. His Viking hat makes me think he needs a good Norse name. I'm up for suggestions. I'm sure the drunks at the party will be calling him by it all evening (and maybe even carrying on conversations).