You Can't Make This Shit Up: Most Ridiculous Tabloid Headlines

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ALIEN MUMMY GOES ON RAMPAGE!

BOY TURNS BELOVED AUNT INTO ROBOT!

ASTRONOMER DISCOVERS PLANET MADE ENTIRELY OF NOODLES

SCIENTIST PROVES... EARTH IS GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE!


  
DRUNK GHOST RUINS OWN FUNERAL

CHICKENS EAT FARMER

RACE OF SCARECROWS LIVING IN KANSAS!

I WAS ATTACKED BY MONGOLIAN DEATHWORM!

CIRCUS ELEPHANT GIVES BIRTH TO HUMAN BABY! 

SURFING CHIMP SAVES DROWNING CHILD!

LOCH NESS MONSTER IS A GIANT DUCK 

CONCRETE ENEMAS A BAD IDEA, DOCS WARN



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  1. ShawnJanuary 13, 2012 at 8:27 PM

    Lol. I remember one about Bigfoot that said: I touched Bigfoot

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2012 at 1:37 AM

    Well, if there is one thing we need to get rid of, it's posting lies on them. Best way is to go overboard then poke fun of anyone who believes it.

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  3. CarrieJanuary 14, 2012 at 10:18 AM

    My favorite was "Baby born wearing dead father's wedding ring"

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  4. MelanieJanuary 14, 2012 at 10:53 AM

    These headlines make life worth living!

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  5. Mr. MacabreJanuary 15, 2012 at 7:03 AM

    I for one think that a concrete enema would indeed be a bad idea.

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