For those of you who might be new to this blog, I'm Dale the Doll, Autumnforest's sidekick. I don't like or trust humans and people might call me a curmudgeon, but the truth is, I'm the brains in this operation.
Sometimes, I sneak and use the laptop while the Human is asleep. She was really mad at me this October. You see, I have this curse and every October I get into some mischief. Okay, I seriously fuck up, but hey I can't be held responsible for the dolly porn video or the hiding of the kitchen knives or filming her while she slept, that was all my alter ego.
That being said, I'm in her good graces again she said, as soon as I apologize for being a horse's behind during October and stalking many of your blogs and leaving comments. I won't apologize for stalking the pretty lady bloggers. Hell, I am a man; whether I'm plastic and stuffing or not!
Okay, so I kind of think this is where I'm suppose to say that I feel sorry about what I did and I want to repent for my sins and yada yada yada, horse shit! There, I said it. Take it or leave it!