Saturday, December 24, 2016

QUIZ: How Long Would You Survive in a Horror Movie?

It’s quiz time again! Today’s quiz was inspired by a conversation between and a friend. We discussed how long I would survive in a horror movie and after we were done laughing our asses off, we realized—it’s a quiz! So, count your a’s, b’s, c’s and d’s and see how long you’d survive a horror movie scenario…

1. I’m in a room full of professions who intimidate me, I…

a. Compliment them profusely, kiss ass

b. Have a few drinks to loosen up

c. Offer to help out, even pro bono just so I can be part of a project

d. Remain professional, don’t reveal much, leave having had a superficial encounter

2. An ideal partner would be…

a. Really hot and gorgeous on my arm

b. Sexually wild and horny

c. Loyal, putting me first

d. Responsible, action-oriented

3. My favorite weather…

a. Sunny, 80, low humidity

b. Thunderstorms

c. Blizzard

d. All in one day; cold night, wet morning, dry warm afternoon

4. Most of my friends are…

a. Superficial and fun, nothing serious and deep

b. Know everything about me, share my deepest secrets

c. Are always there for me no matter what and defend me

d. Ask my advice a lot and want my opinion

5. When it comes to driving to someplace new, I…

a. Wing it, don’t look at maps, don’t ask for help, may not show up

b. Let the passenger guide me, keep following their directions no matter how lost we get

c. Stop and ask for directions, pull over and use maps, make it there on time at all costs

d. Look it up online first, print out map, allow time for traffic, arrive early.

Count your a’s, b’s, c’s and d’s and find out how long you’d survive in a horror movie…..

a. “Expendable skank” Clueless, superficial—first to die (older sister in “Halloween”)

b. “Shagging Sacrifice”—second to die (Kevin Bacon in “Friday the 13th”)

c. “Take-the-bullet Martyr” The one killed protecting someone—3rd to die (think of the fiancĂ© in “Wrong Turn” who used himself as decoy for the inbreds)

d. “Traumized Survivor” Last one standing (Jamie Lee in “Halloween”)

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