QUIZ: What Horror Movie Best Represents Your Life?

It’s your favorite--quiz time. Today’s quiz is one of my fav’s…"what horror movie represents your life." I won’t even begin to answer why this one popped into my mind, but enjoy the ride. Count your a’s, b’s, c’s and d’s and then scroll way way down and find out!

1. In the work arena, I generally feel…
a. Invisible, ignored, a drone
b. The go-to-guy putting out all the fires
c. Never recognized for all I do
d. Caught in drama and misunderstandings all the time

2. Physically, I think I’m…
a. Always too fat, too short, too weird looking, not normal
b. Tired, wrung out, overextended
c. Work out hard and not getting anywhere with my physique
d. Hair falls flat on my way out the door, stain on my shirt, watch breaks…

3. In a group of friends at a bar, I’m likely to be the one…
a. Quiet and not picked up on by anyone
b. The designated driver, keep my friends from doing stupid shit
c. I talk to someone and think I’m charming but it goes nowhere
d. Get drunk, do something stupid, leave my cell phone behind, someone hates me the next day

4. In my childhood family, my role was…
a. Be seen and not heard
b. The referee
c. The overacheiver
d. The troublemaker, always being punished

5. Picking out a new puppy, I choose the one that…
a. Is the quietest and less needy
b. The one that protects the others
c. The one that is well behaved and not noisy
d. The one that is totally crazy and spastic and excited

Okay, my pretties, count your a’s, b’s, c’s and d’s and see which one you have the most of and scroll way down to find out which horror movie best represents your life…

a. The Haunting (1963) – “always an outcast”
b. The Changeling – “caretaker”
c. Halloween – “shit happens to hardworking folks”
d. Phantasm – “one drama after another”


  1. Why are all the answers so negative? I couldn't pick any of them. :)

    1. Well, this is what horror movie resembles your life and since horror movies do not have happy themes, perhaps your life is more of a romantic comedy.


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