Friday, July 27, 2012

Dale the Doll: Don't Listen To the Human!

Yeah, it's true that the Human has me figured out. She knows that sometimes at night I steal her laptop to write posts. She knows to watch out for me in October when I become possessed by the dead magician's spirit and cause lots of trouble. She even bought that freaking creepy silent clown doll, Skittles, just to keep me in line. Man, I hate that freaky doll!

I have to live with the wacky redhead and she thinks she's put upon because I upskirted her and put it on the internet, or filmed her sleeping or hid her knives... It's nothing compared to what she does to me!

Like the Dos Equis interesting man says, "stay frostie my friends."