Dale the Doll: Should Anything Happen To Me....

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Should anything happen to me, blame The Human.

The Human put me back in my Halloween fucking-humiliating pajamas again. It's her way of putting me in my place every autumn. This year, I'm not feeling the confidence I did before. The first October, I totally ruled the roost. Last October, she got Skittles the Clown to guard me and it ended up that The Human and I had to team up against the spooky dude. This fall, however, I see a certain stubbornness in her eyes and you know what redheads are like! I can't pull one over on her yet. Oh, a little prank here and there, but she laughs them off! It's like nothing scares her anymore. If she wasn't a human, I'd suspect she was possessed by a doll's heart.

I noticed she's watching horror movies nonstop again (it's that time of year), so I was thinking maybe I could get some good ideas from the movies. Tell me, what movie do you think was particularly scary from a human perspective? "Dead Silence," "Psycho," or "The Haunting"?

Comments

  1. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    hey dale this is warr309 mabe ya can use hypnosis and humliate her ? just idea for ya lol or humiliate her another way ??

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2011 at 12:05 PM

    warr309 try witch board or somthing more bold dale mabe the pranks need go up a level who knows dale but thats all up to you dude

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  3. Dr. HeckleSeptember 26, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    Poor Dale... She loves to torment you, doesn't she?

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  4. Shelby YoungSeptember 26, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    lighten up dale!

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  5. nitebyrdSeptember 26, 2011 at 12:42 PM

    Dale, I don't want to hurt your feelings but you creep me out a bit.

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  6. Leo GodinSeptember 26, 2011 at 12:54 PM

    Problem is, Dale, nothing you can do will be worse than she's been through. She went through childbirth. What do you have to compare to that?

    BTW, I thought Candyman was really scary, but I'm kind of a wimp when it comes to horror movies.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    warr309 http://warren309.blogspot.com/2011/09/2.html

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  8. ivySeptember 26, 2011 at 2:18 PM

    Poor Dale..its that time of year, again...

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  9. Little Gothic HorrorsSeptember 26, 2011 at 3:36 PM

    Oh Dale, I can't think of anything other than how adorable you look in your wee jammies. I just want to hug you and squeeze you!

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  10. ZombieSeptember 26, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    Poor Dale... He looks about as miserable as those doggies all dressed up by their owners. lol.

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  11. laughingwolfSeptember 26, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    dale, is that a remote in your lap, or are you just happy to see me? :P lol

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  12. Julie FergusonSeptember 26, 2011 at 6:46 PM

    Dale, Dale,Dale.....your human has caught on to your tricks. She has her eyes on you

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  13. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2011 at 7:12 PM

    then time for you to keep eyes on her mabe use cam to spy on her

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  14. AnonymousOctober 5, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    here is a reveng thing dale make skittles stare her down place him every where she gose .

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