Should anything happen to me, blame The Human.
The Human put me back in my Halloween fucking-humiliating pajamas again. It's her way of putting me in my place every autumn. This year, I'm not feeling the confidence I did before. The first October, I totally ruled the roost. Last October, she got Skittles the Clown to guard me and it ended up that The Human and I had to team up against the spooky dude. This fall, however, I see a certain stubbornness in her eyes and you know what redheads are like! I can't pull one over on her yet. Oh, a little prank here and there, but she laughs them off! It's like nothing scares her anymore. If she wasn't a human, I'd suspect she was possessed by a doll's heart.
I noticed she's watching horror movies nonstop again (it's that time of year), so I was thinking maybe I could get some good ideas from the movies. Tell me, what movie do you think was particularly scary from a human perspective? "Dead Silence," "Psycho," or "The Haunting"?
hey dale this is warr309 mabe ya can use hypnosis and humliate her ? just idea for ya lol or humiliate her another way ??ReplyDelete
warr309 try witch board or somthing more bold dale mabe the pranks need go up a level who knows dale but thats all up to you dudeReplyDelete
Poor Dale... She loves to torment you, doesn't she?ReplyDelete
lighten up dale!ReplyDelete
Dale, I don't want to hurt your feelings but you creep me out a bit.ReplyDelete
Problem is, Dale, nothing you can do will be worse than she's been through. She went through childbirth. What do you have to compare to that?ReplyDelete
BTW, I thought Candyman was really scary, but I'm kind of a wimp when it comes to horror movies.
Poor Dale..its that time of year, again...ReplyDelete
Oh Dale, I can't think of anything other than how adorable you look in your wee jammies. I just want to hug you and squeeze you!ReplyDelete
Poor Dale... He looks about as miserable as those doggies all dressed up by their owners. lol.ReplyDelete
dale, is that a remote in your lap, or are you just happy to see me? :P lolReplyDelete
Dale, Dale,Dale.....your human has caught on to your tricks. She has her eyes on youReplyDelete
then time for you to keep eyes on her mabe use cam to spy on herReplyDelete
here is a reveng thing dale make skittles stare her down place him every where she gose .ReplyDelete