Man apparently, some of the religious right are jumping on the Mayan calendar and trying to upstage. Does the preacher need to pay his mortgage by the 21st? What's the bum's rush to get people to repent?
If you haven't heard this particular bit of prophecy, supposedly, we have less than a week to live. Isn't it just like God to come and get us when we're hungover on Saturday morning. We don't even get the whole freaking weekend to party like it's 1999.
I'll just let this video speak for me (go to the 3:00 minute and watch), I'm laughing too hard...
Lulz! Better get all my partying in now! lol.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone wants to give away their earthly belongings, I'm more than happy to take them off your hands!
ReplyDeleteI'll take the worthless money!
ReplyDeleteI say bring it on! I can't wait to see how this mutha ends! And as always, wake me when the cannibalism starts!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if my Religious/Political Right Grandparents buy any of this. I mean, they've got the entire collection of that crummy "Left Behind" series on their shelves, along with half a dozen Bibles. Its funny how many "Christians" want to believe the End is Nigh for us Heathens. Ugg.
ReplyDeletethe game stays the same, i guess...but i am an odd bird.
ReplyDeleteWe all know when we're going to die baby, we are going to crash and burn...
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