I've had my eye on this statue above for years! I couldn't possibly use it at my old house with the grinch, but I can put my horror on now. I'd love to put this fella smack dab in the middle of my coffee table. I am starting a little statue fund and make this guy mine. He goes for $99.95 on Design Toscano.
This is an awesome RC zombie. What a fun way to spend your day! He's only $24.99 at ThinkGeek.
For $22.95, you can make a t-shirt statement.
Here's a warning sign on Etsy for $24.
How about a White Zombie Ale (this sounds sooooo good) "A Belgium white ale made with coriander, orange peel, and wheat. This beer is refreshing and tasty with a sweet and shimmering frothy head."
Get your profile pic made into a zombi-tized version.