"Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files" Reviewed


(Wet Tank Top. Hey, get your minds out of the gutter--it was raining!)

Well, today's review of the FoF episode last night will take on this format--answer any of these you want to:

Did you watch the first season religiously?
Did you see all of the second season so far or were you okay with missing episodes?
What do you think of the new guy Devin?
If you could remove 2 cast members, who would you ditch?
How would you redesign the show?
What would it take to make you a total addict?

I'll be honest, I really really want to be a total fanatic like I am with "Destination Truth" and how I felt about "Ghost Hunters" the 3 seasons, but I just find myself feeling like I'm with a lover that doesn't quite know how to climax his girl. (You knew you wouldn't get a normal reference from me, why even hope?) He's gorgeous, he's got a great personality, but he just can't quite execute...

There's something so community college sociology class feeling about them sitting around the room looking at vids and being oh so polite with each other. The cases they choose make me want to scream! A moving swingset? Give me a break!!! They went to Argentina to build a duplicate swingset?

"Hello Syfy channel, I'd like to go to Hawaii and prove that I tan better on the front than the back side." (Well, apparently they're footing some ridiculous frivolous bills)

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Syfy, please put Ben on as your producer and let him do this the right way without your interference. Please pick more X-file'ish spooky cases and expose more hoax'ters.

The show is just handsome enough for me to give it another chance to ring my bell, but eventually I might realize it's just a big handsome dumb jock
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