Dale Karaoke: "Creep"

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Okay, so while the Human was busy, I decided some things about my life. One of them is that, I can't fight that I'm a ventriloquist doll. With the stupid broad not using me for my purpose, I gotta find a way to give myself a voice. Music gives me a voice. The way I see it, the lead singer of Radiohead could quit moving his mouth and let me do the job. I'd sell their concerts! So, here's my first audition tape for the part of the ventriloquist lead singer of Radiohead.

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  1. [Retro]April 3, 2011 at 1:23 PM

    that is awesome, he looks like the lead singer... maybe master of the puppets by metallica?

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  2. Jessica PenotApril 3, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    That is just way to creepy for me. Dale always scares me.

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  3. DaleTheDollApril 3, 2011 at 2:18 PM

    Thanks TDFC99! I thought I came across rather well.

    Jessica;
    I'm glad that I scare you. It is my intention to keep humans wondering.

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  4. Monkey ManApril 3, 2011 at 2:30 PM

    This whole thing bring to mind Milli Vanilli, but that's what happens on National Tell a Lie Day.

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  5. DaleTheDollApril 3, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    Mr. Monkey Man;
    I must admit that as a ventriloquist doll, I see the humans as purely my tools to get my voice out. So, technically the lead singer of Radiohead is my puppet.

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  6. GApril 3, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    Dale you scare me as well!

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  7. AnonymousApril 3, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    That reminds me of my favorite group Milli Vanilli. Those guys were great.

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  8. DaleTheDollApril 3, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    I am very encouraged by everyone's enthusiastic response. I must proceed with my application as lead ventriloquist singer for other bands. Any suggestions.

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  9. SkimboshApril 3, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    That was...what I expected. Dale, it was a very wooden performance.
    Just sayin'.

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  10. AnonymousApril 3, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    i can relate to this so much.

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  11. TimoteoApril 3, 2011 at 6:12 PM

    Brought tears to my eyes.

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  12. DaleTheDollApril 3, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    I told the Human I had a fan base! Damn! What am I doing selling myself short as her goofy prop? I could be on music videos and travel the world and get all the dolls I want!

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  13. Dude I Got Your 80'sApril 3, 2011 at 9:31 PM

    Hey, before I forget ...Paul say's you
    give him wood !

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  14. DaleTheDollApril 3, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    Dude;
    Paul is way overrated.

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  15. Julie FergusonApril 4, 2011 at 6:58 AM

    Way to rock it Dale!

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