Friday, April 22, 2011

Dale the Doll Does Black-Eyed Peas

Okay, followers, previously I did an audition for the lead ventriloquist singer of Radiohead. Today, I thought I'd go for something hip and current, Black-Eyed Peas. Besides, the Fergie chick reminds me of a doll I once dated and I'm guessing if I'm in the band, I get to score! The Human says I'm too squeaky clean and much too close to the lens, but I beg to differ. I think having me in the viewers' faces is a good thing and I definitely look like I could be singing that song. My technique was flawless and as a ventriloquist doll, that's my living! It feels really good to be mouthing again. The Human hasn't been letting me do any talking recently and that's my reason for being!

When I submit my video audition, I think I should add this too. It shows I'm okay with show business. You might recall the movie "Twilight Zone" with the monster on the wing of the plane...

Check it out at the 5:30 minute marker...

The Human told me that I can post this, as long as I remind you that tonight is "Lonely on a Friday Night" and you can join her on here to chit chat about that crap you humans find so interesting.


  1. Gee, Dale, you should try out for X-Factor. Just find yourself a beiber wig.

  2. Mr. Monkey Man;
    I don't think I could do Beiber. I am taller than him.

  3. Very good Dale. You should take your act on the road.

  4. Ms Julie;
    Just so long as you two crazy Humans aren't driving me there!

  5. Well shit the bed! Dale, you never told us you were in the Twilight Zone movie. Tell me, what was John Lithgow like?

  6. I must admit that Mr. Lithgow was an excellent actor and I believe he might actually have a fear of planes because he did the role much too easily.