Best of Zak Bagans

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Zak'isms:
"I'm standing here with wax figures, some of whom are dead now." (Madam Tussad's Wax Museum in Vegas)

Ah, Zak Baggy Pants, ALL of the wax figures are dead, dear.

"I'm gonna set it right here in between my legs because that's where I hear the incubus likes it best." (Rams Inn, England)

Ah, Zak Baggy Pants, the incubus (male ghost looking for sex) appreciates your accommodating his needs, dear.

And a classic all time favorite is...

"If this is the portal of hell, why don't you come up out of the ground and get us?" (Bobby Mackeys)

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  1. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 1:18 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG8y9z1XADQ

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  2. UnknownApril 9, 2011 at 1:24 PM

    He's the Yogi Berra of the paranormal world!

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  3. UnknownApril 9, 2011 at 1:24 PM

    And probably too young to know who Yogi Berra is.

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  4. Sharon DayApril 9, 2011 at 3:33 PM

    Hahaha! You guys are hilarious!

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  5. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    nobody can stare evil in the face as Zak.

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  6. Sharon DayApril 9, 2011 at 6:14 PM

    Yeah, and Evil just smiles back, huh?

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  7. Scha RanmakaneApril 10, 2011 at 8:31 AM

    My , I really love him !

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  8. AnonymousNovember 21, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    Hmm..hmm. I know

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  9. jayNovember 21, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    I know this girl who actually remind me of zak i not sure if that
    Creepy or not but she is cool:-)

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  10. AnonymousDecember 19, 2011 at 6:15 PM

    Zak i am readying your new book very good and i so love you and want to do a lock down

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 11, 2012 at 6:16 PM

    You guys are amazing!!!

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2012 at 7:14 PM

    I LOVE your show and I think you guys do a really good job and I might go on a ghost adventure myself with me friend skylar and a couple other girls but i can't wait to be like you

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