QUIZ: What Monster Do You Make Love Like?

It's quiz time my little darlings! You know the routine: Count your a's, b's, c's and d's and see which one you have the most of, scroll down and find out what monster you make love like!

1. When I want to get my first kiss from a new love interest my tactic is to...
a. Awkwardly move in for the kiss and usually bump noses, making it a closed mouth kiss the first time to test the waters
b. Play with his/her hair, stroke, lean in and get a nibble and a teasing lick
c. Once I get the signals, I go for it, opening up my mouth, my hands wandering, getting a bit carried away
d. I grab the person up and get what I want. I don't let them have time to think about it

2. If I were a teacher, I'd probably be better teaching something like...
a. Shop or home economics; car repairs, wood shop or cooking
b. Literature
c. PE
d. Principal, I'd rather run the school

3. I tend to be attracted to...
a. Stupid big guys/stupid pretty girls
b. Someone who oozes sexuality/sensuality, charming
c. The athletic and fit types
d. Someone with power and confidence

4. In my family growing up, I was the...
a. Awkward not so brilliant one
b. The charmer
c. The impulsive hot-headed one
d. The leader

5. An ideal date restaurant might be...
a. A chain restaurant where foods are American standards, predictable
b. Some place dark and exotic like an Indian restaurant
c. A place with really good food like a barbecue place or southern food for chowing
d. Any place I like because I like to know the place and approve of it

Okay, count your a's, b's, c's and d's and see which one you have the most of. Scroll down and find out which monster you make love like...

a. Frankenstein
b. Vampire
c. Werewolf
d. Godzilla


  1. So what's on YOUR mind??? Hmmmm?!? Between this post and your VOTE side bar, I see a bit of a theme.

    Oh....straight B's for me.

  2. Damn MM! Mrs. MM is a lucky lady! I figured with that side bar being a popular poll, maybe I needed to make the quiz this week a bit more racy. Hey, I'm an expert at racy, huh? Yeah, perhaps it's coming V-day that has me all juiced up about this subject or perhaps because I just did a bunch of serious ghost posts in a row and needed some levity.

  3. Ok, so I'm half vampire, half werewolf.

    But all man. I guess I'm a twilight fan's dream?

  4. L.I.I;
    Me too! I think it's best, a little sexy and a little athletic. Smart combo!

  5. You're all man? Wow, the pic for your profile could have fooled me...

  6. Half vampire/half werewolf, buddy! 100% woman.

  7. I am all over the place so I guess depending on my mood, I make love like each one, tee hee!

  8. Sis;
    Very nice for hubby to have a new gal every night!

  9. I am a vampire.

    A vampire bat flies back into his cave after a big night...he has blood all over his face. Perches himself on the roof to try and get some rest. But before too long the other bats smell the blood, and start to gather around him. They ask feverishly where he got the blood from. Knowing that they will not let up till he tells them "OK, follow me!". He flies out of the cave, across a valley, over a river into a dark forest. Deep in the forest he stops, all the other bats gather round in an excited frenzy. "OK", says the bat, "see that big oak tree over there?". "Yeah, yeah" reply the other bats, drooling in anticipation. : "Well I fraken didn't!" said the bat.

  10. Barry, well, at least you're not a vampire bat!

  11. A bit of everything.

  12. Echo;
    You are well balanced, my friend!

  13. HN;
    You will be a girl's delight, thorough and romantic.

  14. D for the most part. Beware my radioactive lizard junk?

  15. godzilla all the way baby! i like in school got a "d's", who the man, i am the man... wait is this a good thing?

    okay then, happy friday!


  16. Les and Jeremy;
    Definitely dangerous men!

  17. Cookie monster, eh? Now that brings up a wonderful visual.


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