Long story. I decided to put the boombox away--it's the 21st Century and I was doing my 1-hour hip hop dance routine to a boombox that needed the CD changed every few songs and needed coaxing to work,i.e. a good wallop to the side of it.
So, I got an MP3 player and a docking station. Called Philips and asked if they matched. No problem--so long as you have a USB cord. Nope. Not so. The Philips MP3 player and the docking station-not friendly. Do not match.
So, I tried to return the MP3 player to NewEgg. Nope. They don't take returns, only exchanges (I will remember this in the future when I do not use them). So, I had to get an IPOD--compatible. Now, I have an MP3 player that is brand new but I don't need. So, considering that it was a fucking mismatch, I'd do a giveaway for it.
Y'all know me. I can't make this a normal giveaway. The whole incident reminded me of my defect. Ears that are mismatched. My left ear has two earlobes. I had plastic surgery but it only lessened the effect but did not get rid of it. I used to model with an earring in each lobe, but when I went into Miss USA pageant, I knew they would not be thrilled at the prospect of a defect, so I had it fixed. I'm glad it wasn't totally fixed because it really makes me special. Why? Because I hate being "normal." I want one thing that says that in a litter of 5 kids, I was the runt.
So, this giveaway is for all you with a birth defect. It can be a port wine stain, a dimple where it shouldn't be, moles that make the shape of a heart, a white patch of hair in otherwise brown locks, two different colored eyes--whatever ya got. Send me a pic of it, tell me why it makes you special. I'll pick my fav.
*Send the pic and reason why it makes you special to my email email@example.com by Thursday evening the 20th by 11 pm EST.
*You must be one of my followers
*The winner will be announced on Friday the 21st morning
(Do not send a picture you wouldn't want me to share, y'all)