Okay, cuties, it’s quiz time again. This time, we’re going to try and see what kind of killer you would be, if you were a killer, that is (and you better not be. We’re into the afterlife here, but not into causing it, mind you).
Count your a’s, b’s, c’s and d’s.
1. In an argument, I am most likely to…
a. Become silent and withdrawal affection
b. Keep coming back again and again to say more and more after it’s over
c. Explode and say everything I’m thinking
d. Ask for the argument to end and concede
2. When I go to a party, I’m likely to…
a. Hang out by the refreshment table and watch everyone while I sip a drink
b. Pick out the people I want to meet and find a way into their conversations
c. Attract attention by being loud and goofy so everyone notices me
d. Make friends with one person and stay with them all evening.
3. Cartoon character I relate to…
a. Pepe Le Pew, needs to be close
b. Wile E. Coyote, hellbent on one focus
c. Yosemite Sam, both guns blazing
d. Bugs Bunny, easygoing
4. Sex is all about…
a. Being as close as possible physically.
b. Having as many encounters as possible.
c. The crazed need for orgasm.
d. Making someone else feel really good.
5. In high school I preferred to be with…
a. The outcasts
b. My own cliché who all did the same things
c. I commanded my own group
d. Anyone who would take me in.
Now, count your a’s, b’s, c’s and d’s and see which one you have the most of, scroll down and find out what kind of killer you would be….
a. A stalker in the alleyways who likes to strangle, aka “Boston Strangler”
b. A serial murderer with specific tastes and patterns, aka “Green River Killer”
c. A killer of passion and pent-up anger, aka “OJ Simpson”
d. A mercy killer who thinks they’re providing a service, aka “Dr. Kavorkian”