Dale the Doll: What's With This Internet, Huh?



I have learned much from humans. As I surf the Internet while the human is unconscious at nighttime, I have discovered something delightfully ventriloquist-doll like in its sinister humor; upskirting (couldn't resist taking this shot).

Okay, before you get your panties in a knot (which I wouldn’t mind photographing, actually), the human has left me to sit on the floor near the TV set now, so I’m showing her this is not a very good place to leave a bored doll.

I have to admit to being curious about this thing the human does on the blog…ghost hunting. She has taken me on hunts and the night the little girl was speaking near our bed, I hid under the covers. I can tell you all that because you are my friends (you only pose as her friends). So, I went online and found some amazingly frightening videos of people with serious ghost issues. Do you think this film is authentic? It gave me plastic goosebumps! Someone apparently interviewed a poltergeist!



I am not certain I am meant to surf this Internet thing. I believe it is not good for a doll to know too much about human nature...

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  1. Flee, Dale, while you still can!

    :D

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  2. Thank you Steve. For now, I'll just watch the human and be entertained by her antics and avoid the Internet thingie...

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  3. Er, Dale? I think you're about "this close" to getting "Chuckied"! :)

    I think I'm looking forward to the post about 101 ways to eradicate Dale the Doll.....do you like wood chippers?

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  4. Dan;
    I also know many ways to torment humans, just remember that...

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  5. You don't scare me, Pinn-dorkio! I've got a bag of termites with your name on it!

    (Am I really fighting with a doll? lol)

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  6. The Internet is a great way to spread some doll misinformation, Dale. Don't let an opportunity to toy with humans get away from you even if the Internet seems a might unseemly at first blush.

    You might also want to look into a mail order bride.

    http://www.throwthings.com/gallery3.asp?search=71

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  7. lol, Pangs....I was going to refer to Dale as "Woody" but I think he'll be sportin' such a thing after checking out that website!

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  8. Pangs;

    For a smoking dog, you're all right! Thanks buddy!

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  9. Even Dan appreciates a hot ventriloquist doll... I like the one with the braids, personally. I'm kind of into the young-looking dolls--real innocent, but real crazy wild.

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  10. Dale you bad boy taking a picture of your human's legs. You need to get a hobby...

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  11. Miss Julie;
    I have a hobby in mind, sitting on your lap... (wink)

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  12. Hey Dale,

    What do you think?

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/aarchibald/164557161/

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  13. Barry;
    That is the best looking human I have ever seen! You know, I'm rethinking this internet thing. I kinda like to get dolly porn...

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  14. So, Dale, do you ever sit on the human's lap and talk about whatever pops up? Cause I know that if she sat on my lap, a certain topic would arise...

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  15. Gummer,
    Yeah, well, she does set me on her lap, but she's never sat on mine. I do admit, I enjoyed the view up her skirt. I might be bribed into describing her panties...or maybe not...

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  16. So....what do you bribe a wooden dummy with? A can of Pledge....and a tissue?

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  17. Dan;
    I'll give you just a tidbit--they were all lace and see-through... Hey, your mouth just came unhinged like a ventriloquist doll. Not bad!

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  18. Maybe your human should start placing you face down on the floor or back in your case so we don't have to be subjected to your drivel. Upskirting...what's next? Mirrors on your shoes? Dale. Get a life. Oh that's right, you're just a piece of wood anyway.

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  19. Monkey Man;
    Anyone who boasts he's a monkey man should understand a doll's point of view. Tell me, wouldn't you look up her skirt too if she were standing above you?

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