Sometimes, I can't help but notice weird shit. Well, I am kinda in the weird world of ghosts and all things paranormal, horror writing and Halloween antics, but the real world is a lot weirder.
Take for instance automatic soap dispensers. You seen those on TV advertising how germ-free they are? You don't have to touch the pump to dispense soap--so you stay sanitary. He-ll-o? Technically, as soon as you pump the soap into your hands, you're freakin' washing them, right? Well, just gotta say that advertisers are great at making us need things we don't need.
Another freaky but hilarious thing? My son and I for years have detested Sarah Jessica Parker. It probably won't make me any friends, but she has zero talent and is really really hard to look at and her voice is grating. We call her "horse face." Well, the minute you think something, someone else comes along and makes a website. Enjoy! This is going to make you laugh `till ya cry!