@eloh inspired me on my post, so now we’re on a roll with ghost jokes:
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
(the day-scare center)
What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
(don’t spook until spooken to)
A butler came running into his important masters office. "Sir, sir, theres a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him."
A woman wanted to marry a ghost…
(I don’t know what possessed her)
Where does a ghost make his home?
(at a dead end)
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
(boo-berry pie and I-scream)
Why don’t ghosts go in the rain?
(it dampens their spirits)
What room in their house does a ghost not need?
(the living room)
Why did the ghost cross the road?
(to get to the “other side”)
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room.
Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked except for a lemon between her legs. The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his manhood. His wife gave him a weird look and then the husband replied, "If you're going as a sour-puss, I'm going as a dictator."