Saturday, January 16, 2010

Ghost Jokes

@eloh inspired me on my post, so now we’re on a roll with ghost jokes:

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
(the day-scare center)

What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
(don’t spook until spooken to)

A butler came running into his important masters office. "Sir, sir, theres a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him."

A woman wanted to marry a ghost…
(I don’t know what possessed her)

Where does a ghost make his home?
(at a dead end)

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
(boo-berry pie and I-scream)

Why don’t ghosts go in the rain?
(it dampens their spirits)

What room in their house does a ghost not need?
(the living room)

Why did the ghost cross the road?
(to get to the “other side”)

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room.
Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked except for a lemon between her legs. The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his manhood. His wife gave him a weird look and then the husband replied, "If you're going as a sour-puss, I'm going as a dictator."


  1. i can't believe i am sitting here laughing hysterically at these. they bring out the kid in me!

  2. Yeah, when I wrote the post earlier about the lamb with the human face, we started comments that were jokes about it and it got out of hand. Hee hee

  3. You definitely lifted me up! Thank you! Brightest blessings.

  4. Your funny lady! I liked the last one!

  5. I had a nice chuckle for the day.....thanks!

  6. That's probably why I watch Ghost Adventures--it gives me that levity I need. Ghost hunting isn't always all serious and dark.

  7. Those were good... but like I started it.

  8. @eloh;
    You always make me laugh. It's fun to find someone else who doesn't take everything so seriously. We're quite "pleasantly demented" (a term doctors use on the reports I type up to explain the type of dementia the patient has).

  9. Hahahahaha:-)
    this is just what I needed after the noisy and irritating as hell night i had last night-these are priceless -all of them-
    i loved the "sour-puss" and "dictator" too!!
    thanks again Autumnforest-all the best to you and yours!!

  10. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Way to go @eloh for inspiring our girl to share such funniness!