Saturday, January 2, 2010

Amazing Medical Breakthrough!

Doctors giving Rush Limbaugh a thorough exam following complaints of chest pain reported that "He has absolutely nothing wrong with his heart!" Do you know what this means? Doctors were able to detect that the bloated conservative has a heart! Yes, the newest enhanced imaging is now able to detect things that we did not think ever existed before because of their incredibly minute size!


  1. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! I know it's not nice to laugh at people when they're down, but I couldn't resist. Thanks for the chuckle.

  2. If they'd have found heart disease, I wouldn't have said anything but unfortunately, he's healthy.

  3. Hey Michelle;
    Glad to make you laugh. I was thinking and I should have revised my comment above to say "his body is healthy, his mind however..."