Monday, April 4, 2016

Best Horror Movies For Each Astrology Sign

Descriptions of signs from this great astrology site

Movie descriptions from IMDB

March 21- April 19
Willpower, impulsive, initiative, courage, energy, activity. Often rushes headlong into things. 

Your hero would be independent and a real go-getter - 

Army of Darkness
A man is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., where he must battle an army of the dead and retrieve the Necronomicon so he can return home.

Attempting to cope with her mother's murder, Sidney and her horror movie-obsessed friends are stalked by a murderer who seems to have a hard time letting the past go.

Cape Fear 
A convicted rapist, released from prison after serving a fourteen-year sentence, stalks the family of the lawyer who originally defended him.

Intent on seeing the Cahulawassee River before it's turned into one huge lake, outdoor fanatic Lewis Medlock takes his friends on a river-rafting trip they'll never forget into the dangerous American back-country.

April 20- May 20 
Sensual, pleasure-seeker, steadfast, strives for security. Sees red when provoked for a long time. 

Your hero would be a gentle soul that when stirred would become a mama bear in ferocity. They fight for their team -


On Halloween night of 1963, 6-year old Michael Myers stabbed his sister to death. After sitting in a mental hospital for 15 years, Myers escapes and returns to Haddonfield to kill.

A family's home is haunted by a host of ghosts.

Cold Creek Manor
A family relocates from the city to a dilapidated house in the country that was once a grand estate. As they begin to renovate the place they discover their new home harbors secrets, conceals a horrific past, and may not be free of the former inhabitants completely.

Jurassic Park
During a preview tour, a theme park suffers a major power breakdown that allows its cloned dinosaur exhibits to run amok.

May 21 - June 20
Mental type, witty, communicative, mobile, takes pleasure in learning. Rarely touches down.

Your hero would be a thinker and adaptable -

The Silence of the Lambs

A young F.B.I. cadet must confide in an incarcerated and manipulative killer to receive his help on catching another serial killer who skins his victims.

Ten Little Indians
Ten people are invited to a luxury mountaintop mansion, only to find that an unseen person is killing them one by one. Could one of them be the killer?

The Edge
An intellectual billionaire and two lesser men struggle to band together and survive after getting stranded in the Alaskan wilderness with a blood-thirsty Kodiak Bear hunting them down.

Dawn of the Dead
Following an ever-growing epidemic of zombies that have risen from the dead, two Philadelphia S.W.A.T. team members, a traffic reporter, and his television executive girlfriend seek refuge in a secluded shopping mall.

June 21- July 22
Emotional type, stubborn, seeks safety and closeness
Very much a family person.

Your hero would protect others before self -

When a gigantic great white shark begins to menace the small island community of Amity, a police chief, a marine scientist and a grizzled fisherman set out to stop it.

World War Z
Former United Nations employee Gerry Lane traverses the world in a race against time to stop the Zombie pandemic that is toppling armies and governments, and threatening to destroy humanity itself.

Jeepers Creepers
A brother and sister driving home through isolated countryside for spring break encounter a flesh-eating creature which is on the last day of its ritualistic eating spree.

The Fog
Legend says that Antonio Bay was built in 1880 with blood money obtained from shipwrecked lepers but no one believes it. On the eve of the town's centennial many plan to attend the celebrations, including the murdered lepers

July 23- Aug 22
Glamour, generosity, organizer, the center of attention. Likes to take the lion's part.

Your hero would be theatrical -

Dead Snow
A ski vacation turns horrific for a group of medical students, as they find themselves confronted by an unimaginable menace: Nazi zombies.

Shaun of the Dead
A man decides to turn his moribund life around by winning back his ex-girlfriend, reconciling his relationship with his mother, and dealing with an entire community that has returned from the dead to eat the living.

The Dark Knight of Gotham City begins his war on crime with his first major enemy being the clownishly homicidal Joker.

Two strangers awaken in a room with no recollection of how they got there or why, and soon discover they are pawns in a deadly game perpetrated by a notorious serial killer.

Aug 23- Sept 22
Precise, differentiates, does what is necessary, utilitarian. A critical point of view.

Your hero would be logical, methodical and in control-

Sleepy Hollow
Ichabod Crane is sent to Sleepy Hollow to investigate the decapitations of 3 people with the culprit being the legendary apparition, the Headless Horseman.

The Changeling
A man staying at a secluded historical mansion finds himself being haunted by the presence of a spectre.

Final Destination
After a teenager has a terrifying vision of him and his friends dying in a plane crash, he prevents the accident only to have Death hunt them down, one by one.

Rear Window
A wheelchair-bound photographer spies on his neighbours from his apartment window and becomes convinced one of them has committed murder.

Sept 23- Oct 22
A sense of beauty and proportion, tactful, seeks balance and harmony. Sometimes hovers between the scales.

Your hero would avoid the conflict and escape -

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
A group of friends are attacked by a cannibal while visiting their grandfather's home in Texas.

The Birds
A wealthy San Francisco socialite pursues a potential boyfriend to a small Northern California town that slowly takes a turn for the bizarre when birds of all kinds suddenly begin to attack people.

Night of the Living Dead 
A group of people hide from bloodthirsty zombies in a farmhouse.

The Shining
A family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter where an evil and spiritual presence influences the father into violence, while his psychic son sees horrific forebodings from the past and of the future.

Oct 23- Nov 21
Corrosive, passionate, piercing, extreme situations
Frequently quarrels with the spirits he called.

Your hero would be hardcore in his fighting -

The planet from Alien (1979) has been colonized, but contact is lost. This time, the rescue team has impressive firepower, but will it be enough?

A group of students investigates a series of mysterious bear killings, but learns that there are much more dangerous things going on. They start to follow a mysterious hunter, learning that he is actually a troll hunter.

Friday the 13th
A group of camp counselors is stalked and murdered by an unknown assailant while trying to reopen a summer camp which, years before, was the site of a child's drowning.

The Evil Dead
Five friends travel to a cabin in the woods, where they unknowingly release flesh-possessing demons.

Nov 22- Dec 21
Free spirit, carefree, love of movement, cheerful
Wanderlust, often seems to be elsewhere.

Your hero would join `em instead of beatin `em - 

The Hitcher
A young man who escaped the clutches of a murderous hitch-hiker is subsequently stalked, framed for the hitcher's crimes, and has his life made into hell by the same man he escaped.

Just Before Dawn
Five campers are stalked and killed in the mountains after travelling there to examine property they had purchased.

The Descent 
A caving expedition goes horribly wrong, as the explorers become trapped and ultimately pursued by a strange breed of predators.

The Haunting
When Eleanor, Theo, and Luke decide to take part in a sleep study at a huge mansion they get more than they bargained for when Dr. Marrow tells them of the house's ghostly past.

Dec 22- Jan 19
Enduring, has a sense of purpose, proud, ambitious
Can get stuck in craggy heights.

Your hero is determined and proud -

A team of commandos on a mission in a Central American jungle find themselves hunted by an extra-terrestrial warrior.

The Exorcist
When a teenage girl is possessed by a mysterious entity, her mother seeks the help of two priests to save her daughter.

The Legend of Hell House
A scientist and his wife lead a team into the Belasco House, which is supposedly haunted by the victims of its late owner, a serial killer.

The Hills Have Eyes
On the way to California, a family has the misfortune to have their car break down in an area closed to the public, and inhabited by violent savages ready to attack.

Jan 20- Feb 18
Communicative, humanitarian, progressive, fraternal
Universal spirit with occasional astonishing obstinacy.

Your hero takes the path less traveled - 

I Spit On Your Grave
An aspiring writer is repeatedly gang-raped, humiliated, and left for dead by four men whom she systematically hunts down to seek revenge.

A shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, a gun-toting tough guy trying to find the last Twinkie, and a pair of sisters trying to get to an amusement park join forces to travel across a zombie-filled America.
A family living on a farm finds mysterious crop circles in their fields which suggests something more frightening to come.

A young boy and his friends face off against a mysterious grave robber known only as the Tall Man, who keeps a mysterious arsenal of terrible weapons with him.

 Feb 19 - March 20
Sensitive, compassionate, helpful, sociable.
Very adaptable, hard to get a hold on.

Your hero is going to tame the beast - 

Let the Right One In
Oskar, an overlooked and bullied boy, finds love and revenge through Eli, a beautiful but peculiar girl.

Carrie White, a shy and outcast 17 year-old girl who is sheltered by her domineering, religious mother, unleashes her telekinetic powers after being humiliated by her classmates at her senior prom.

An obsessed scientist assembles a living being from parts of exhumed corpse.

The Craft 

A newcomer to a Catholic prep high school falls in with a trio of outcast teenage girls who practice witchcraft and they all soon conjure up various spells and curses against those who even slightly anger them.

1 comment:

  1. What a great post, really an interesting combination of astrology and horror. I wish more people thought of it, looks like something to explore.



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