ALIEN MUMMY GOES ON RAMPAGE!
BOY TURNS BELOVED AUNT INTO ROBOT!
ASTRONOMER DISCOVERS PLANET MADE ENTIRELY OF
NOODLES
SCIENTIST PROVES... EARTH IS GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE!
DRUNK GHOST RUINS OWN FUNERAL
CHICKENS EAT FARMER
RACE OF SCARECROWS LIVING IN KANSAS!
I WAS ATTACKED BY MONGOLIAN DEATHWORM!
CIRCUS ELEPHANT GIVES BIRTH TO HUMAN BABY!
SURFING CHIMP SAVES DROWNING CHILD!
LOCH NESS MONSTER IS A GIANT DUCK
CONCRETE ENEMAS A BAD IDEA, DOCS WARN