Dale the Doll: Merry Christmas, yada, yada, yada


So, it's that time of the year again. I'm coming down off my happy Halloween high only to find the world is getting goofy with lights, decorating, gifts, singing crappy music you wouldn't ever listen to the rest of the year, rushing around shopping, cooking fudges, baking cookies, and generally being a pain in the rear with the cheeriness of it all.

I probably should say "Merry Christmas," but I'm a doll. I don't celebrate those holidays you humans do. My human managed to get ornaments that represent everything in her life, except for a ventriloquist doll ornament. I guess she's still miffed about some of the Halloween antics.

I know you readers are probably busy stuffing your faces with all those good smelling treats and taking naps like us dolls do. Any of you still out there in Cyberland, have a good one for me. The only thing that drives me mad about being a doll is smelling food and not eating it. If I'm real good, The Human might just give me a candy cane in my mouth like last year. I think she did that to shut me up, so perhaps I better start chattering a lot....


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  1. At least she didn't stuff your mouth with COAL!

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  2. Merry Christmas Dale. I hope you got all the other dolls something nice.

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  3. Hey Leo, Thanks! I'm giving Skittles a black eye. He's been coming onto my dolly girl and I can't abide that. And, don't worry about my dolly girl, I have something real special for her Christmas gift. (wink)

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  4. Happy holidays my little plastic friend!

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  5. I'd tell you not to give Skittles that black eye, but I imagine he's got it coming.

    Happy Holidays, Dale!

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  6. happy holidale's... may the plastic in your stocking be wood. wow.

    i have reached the darkside of my brain for that one.

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  7. Looks like a creepy blow up doll.

    Have a very merry Christmas!

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