You Vote: Drunken Neighbor or Chanting?

(turn your volume up)

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  1. He is either trying to make it rain again or practicing for next year's American Idol tryouts.

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  2. That's a tryout I want to watch!

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  3. He was serenading you.

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  4. Oh lord, that is not the way to do it. I only want to hear sounds like that during sex, at least then the goofy-ass sound are excusable.

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  5. My vote is a mixture of both ^.^

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  6. I think I have to agree with gnostalgia. He wanted you to come over to help him find the right notes to hit.

    Either that or he is trying to insult the god of music...

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  7. Reid;
    You're totally right--I wouldn't be surprised if a thundercloud forms.

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  8. Haha, neither would I. I'm sure it was just his very bad attempt to see his cute neighbor.

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  9. Oh lord, I doubt that Reid. I was wearing my dorky reading glasses, hair in a ponytail and no makeup. Come to think of it, he might have been reacting to that. If I catch my reflection like that, I nearly go into seizures. Perhaps he was swallowing is tongue???

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  10. Haha, oh come now. I'm sure you looked cute like. I don't think even seizure patients sound that bad (does that make a bad person for thinking that?).

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  11. Reid;
    I'm laughing my ass off because in the convoluted world of Autumnforest, we went from talking about a drunken neighbor to indian chanting to serenading to what I'm wearing and going into seizures and whether seizure patients sound that bad. Okay, okay, I'm now laughing too hard to type. You made my day!

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  12. Haha, I'm glad to hear that. I do what I can. :P

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  13. If it continues, you may be forced to wear a mask and carry a guitar and become the champion of the people as EL KABONG!

    You over there be quiet or I'll be forced to use my kabonger!

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  14. Barry;
    You will not want to hear me sing or play guitar. Perhaps it would work??? I think my herbs and tomatoes and flowers on the patio all wilted from the sounds.

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  15. Any chance your neighbor may have recently converted to Islam? If so, I don't think he's doing it right...

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  16. Well, don't know about that. I did overhear a heavy conversation between him and his wife the other day. Rather embarrassing one and revealing one. I was on my patio and if I went inside, they'd know I was out there. So, I just sat there and listened. Well, I couldn't stop listening. I've never heard them do that before. It was new to me. They're in a place beside but behind me so I've never actually seen them. Now I'm very curious. It kind of ruined my outside time. Jeez, people, you live in an apartment complex! Keep it down unless you're having sex, then it's excusable.

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  17. I've heard sounds like that when I had a next-door neighbor who liked to perform karaoke at night.

    Apparently he had a karaoke machine in his living room (my neighbors across the street said they could hear his music), but all I could hear was his awful caterwauling.

    But he moved out awhile ago, and...

    Hey, maybe he's your neighbor now!

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  18. Dude;
    I had no idea they had an inclination to sing. They usually just have private conversations loudly on the patio, but this was a new one.

    Eric;
    What's really weird about it was that the bunny rabbit hanging around the patio wasn't scared by it at all but was kind of dancing to it. Perhaps he's a rabbit whisperer, or should we call him a rabbit caterwaul-er?

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  19. When you see him, guy will probably be a straight looking, button down collar type...like the drivers who pull these crazy ass moves in front of me...When I pull up beside them, they look just like NORMAL people--but obviously, THEY'RE NOT !!!

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  20. I think you're right, Tim. I am curious enough now that I need to find an excuse to be wandering around behind their apartment. Perhaps I'll go feed the prarie dogs and bunnies. I just have to know.

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