For those who haven't been following for the past 3+ years, Dale the Doll is kind of my sidekick and my nemesis. He drives me nuts, but he does show up from time to time on the blog and sneaks on to write posts. Upon occasion, I get back at him for his antics and this video is one such time... (p.s. his recovery video is on tonight's Lonely on a Friday Night post)
As I have always guessed .
ReplyDeleteHe has no balls !
were those wounds self-inflicted, he tried to slit his wrist, maybe. dale is one happy little puppet, i think the repairs will make him... back to his old whack-a-doo self.
ReplyDeleteMax;
ReplyDeleteYes, I know that about him which is why I don't take his threats to heart. He just doesn't have the cajones to really hurt me.
Jeremy;
His hands are a ceramic and his arms stuffing and muslin. The fabric over time grew weak from the weight of his hands and it finally just fell apart. Dale is definitely not the type to self-inflict, he's too in love with himself.
Sorry Sis, even though I like the pink stitches, its the beer while doing surgery is why I don't think you will do any surgery on me. Besides, your nurse is creepy. I did like the goofy look on Dale's face as he is lying on the table passed out drunk.
ReplyDeleteI suspect he will have a video up later today during Lonely on a Friday Night. He was bitching and moaning and playing it up for all it's worth. Hey, and if you had to stitch up the little pisser, you'd probably drink too. hee hee
ReplyDeleteTrue, I do have to look at who you were repairing, the little beast!
ReplyDeleteMax nailed the essential point (or lack thereof) of this video, Dale is as anatomically correct as a Ken doll. Way to go Dale. Make veiled threats when you have no sack to back it up with.
ReplyDeleteOh, and why the careful stitching? If Dale were a real man/doll he would just ask for duct tape and skip the blindfold. No balls for sure, Dale. You joke.
MM;
ReplyDeleteI actually had duct tape holding his arms together for the past several years, but I find that as I take him on my jaunts, his arms were not cooperating since they were so stiff, so I decided to finally fix the little booger. He is sulking today and later on (5 pm our time) you will see the video of his recovery--he is milking it for attention to be sure!
It's about time Dale got some quality medical care.
ReplyDeleteHe'll probably still sue.
Pangs;
ReplyDeleteHe certainly drummed up sympathy. Tonight for Lonely Night, I'll have to kick him off the sofa. I'm sure he'll still be lazing around there.
I think Dales is a perverted male.
ReplyDeleteEcho;
ReplyDeleteDale definitely has issues.
Psh, Dale was very brave to go for the Tijuana surgery team.
ReplyDeleteVapor;
ReplyDeleteIt was a step up from Tijuana surgery. Instead of tequila, he got absinthe. My dining room may be a dive for an operating room, but my patients appreciate the best anesthetic they can get.
Alien autopsy! How far are you from Roswell?
ReplyDeleteSucio, it's about an 8 hour drive from here, I believe. Perhaps I have a new calling in life, huh?
ReplyDeleteo dale go dale :)
ReplyDeleteYou'll see Dale again in a few minutes when his recovery video goes up.
ReplyDelete