Thursday, June 21, 2012

Another Zombie Attack!

Florida gets the credit for yet another "zombie" attack.

Okay, okay, maybe not a zombie, but a person who is whacked out on drugs and biting.

A man broke into his girlfriend's home, took off his clothing, and then proceeded to bite another man's arm. The cops tasered him a few times to bring him in.

NOTE: The zombie housewives do not endorse this kind of poser dining. It insults the true zombies who are iron-deficient and not strung out on synthetic drugs.

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