Dale ...are you jerking off dude ?LOL !
You really need to keep him away from the wood alcohol!
Max...ya buddy...that is exactly what it looks like that little splinter is doing. Guess he had wood.
Yes, well, it's one of the things about Dale we don't discuss. He gets rather frisky when he drinks. The other dolls know to go and hide. Honestly, a Ghost Adventures marathon! He truly is empty-headed.
Hey! You need to keep THAT to yourself Mr. Creepy McCreeperson! You know, that bopping the bishop, flogging the log, spanking the monkey, jerkin' the gerkin'! Dude please! Un-see, Un-see!!! Mine eyes are burning!!!!!
Dale, do you use lemon pledge when you are...ahem...buffing the banister?
I fear he uses my hair conditioner. He was in my shower earlier and left a mess.