Monday, June 28, 2010

Ghost Sex: Seriously??



Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ve talked about incubus and succubus and how the human body hits states of arousal during sleep and that's where the demon sex dreams come from, but out of curiosity, I wondered what people were saying about ghost sex and found out the Internet is filled with really bizarre and perverse ghost sex stuff. So much so, I just had to post it cause, you know, I’m weird that way--always curious. Also, I thought it might amuse you. I shit you not, this stuff is what people are saying out there…

Found these two entries in the urban dictionary:

A daring sexual maneuver where a man and woman begin having sex in the doggy style position. While the man is pleasing his woman, his friend comes out of the closet quietly behind them. The first man acts like he is adjusting while his friend takes his place. Making sure the female is facing the window, the first man runs outside and waves at her while his friend is giving it to her from behind. Guaranteed to make her look like she has seen a ghost.

(Sounds like a tag-team three-way to me)

The strange phenomena that has emerged over the last few years wherein young, mostly black urban boys film themselves humping and grinding against empty furniture, the floor, etc.

(Perhaps they’re just filming to check their technique?)

Oh, and here’s what one site says and I won’t even say what site cause I can’t believe this person believes this, but here goes…

When a person dies only his physical body ceases to exist. His subtle ghost body (consisting of the subconscious mind, intellect, ego and soul, i.e. minus the physical body) however continues to exist and moves on to the other regions of the universe. Or into someone else's body through the Vagina in woman or the Anus in men.

Often a womb infested with a ghost is that of the ghost of loved ones, or to those of strangers, and the worst case possible Devils and Demons. Any woman's womb can attract many different forms of a paranormal haunting at least that is the common belief amongst many. And so can men. The ghost that haunt men are often found living in their genitals, bowels or stomach. And the number of ghosts or demons and devil's that can infect a person is said to be uncountable.

Dead Lovers and Husbands are notorious for inhabiting a woman's womb. Usually they do this just to keep the woman they loved from finding another suitor. Or to be born again as that women's new born child.

These very malevolent ghosts and sometimes demon often show up in ghost photos with their heads or faces exposed peering from the haunted woman's vaginal or lower stomach or crotch area.

Sometimes good Spirits of the dead father of a child will enter a womb or anus just to protect his child from other ghosts.

There is a camp of people who believe that this is why women should not ghost hunt or venture into haunted locations unless they protect them selves from womb ghost and demonic intrusions. One rule is to never ghost hunt when you are horny.

(Okay, apparently I should never go ghost hunting cause according to that last sentence, I am always in a state of being vulnerable to “attack.” Please, I hope the womb and not the anus!)

So, how does one get a ghost to have sex with him/her?

As anything else online, I found this adorable spell. Now, before you berate me for giving people instructions on how to attract a sex demon, do keep in mind that this spell is simply someone’s made up idea of what would attract a sex demon. It is neither clinically proven nor acceptable logic, but it is a helluva funny spell…

The incubus (male) and succubus (female) are legendary night demons who engage in lascivious sexual activity with men and women, usually during sleep.

Ingredients: (sounds like the ingredients for a wild sex night to me)

red wine (or purple grape juice)
lime juice
walnut shells
goosedown pillow
piece of black leather or black lace or black satin
almond oil
black and red licorice sticks

Cabalistic legend says that Lilith was born out of the k'lifot, the shells. K'lifot can refer to any shell or covering, as in the skull that covers the brain or a shell that covers a nut or an egg. The foreskin is considered a form of k'lifot.

Use a walnut shell to attract the tantric lovers of the night. If you want to attract the male of the species, place a small strip of banana peel inside the shell. The incubi and succubi are also attracted to blood. You can use purple grape juice or red wine as a substitute. Place five drops of red wine into the shell. Squeeze five drops of lime juice into the shell for power and influence. Lay the walnut shell on top of a piece of leather or leather garment if you want the sex to be rough. Lay it on lace or silk if you want the sex to be gentle and tender. Make sure the walnut shell is sitting as an open bowl, or you trap the incubus or succubus when they arrive. Meditate on the little shell bowl and open your mind to the experience. Place your pinkies into the shell and then dab the outer corners of your eyelids. Rub your left big toe with almond oil. It is said that these sexy devils often enter the body through the big toe. Almond oil will attract them and help you to open up your sexual and psychic centers.

Scriptures warn against sleeping naked because it attract incubi and succubi. Sleep naked. Close your eyes and lay your head on a pillow of goosedown. Lilith and her consorts love all feathered things, and goosedown assists with communication on the astral. Begin to think sexy thoughts as you chew on a piece of black or red licorice. Red is for sex. Black is for naughtiness. Licorice stimulates the yin centers and makes us open and receptive to sexual gratification. Count to 666 (the number of the beast) and drift off to sleep. Your dream lover will not enter until you are sound asleep. Of course, some people do not remember their dreams. It would be a shame to forget this strictly taboo encounter after you've gone to all this trouble. Here is a spell to remember your dreams so that you can recall what transpired in the night and then brag to all your friends the next day. (Sex demons don't mind if you kiss and tell). Before you lay your head on the pillow, drink half a glass of water. The moment you wake up, drink the other half to remember your sweet and sexy dream.

(*WARNING: No sleeping people were harmed in the making of this post*)

16 comments:

  1. That spell is suspiciously close to my normal activities, which could explain an awful lot.

    ...and Ghost Womb Intrusion is my new favorite band.

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    1. hello . can any one tell me if those ingredients of almond oil , wallnut shell then black lace etc can truly attract a ghost for sex ?? is that true ?? i wanna experience it if this is true . And pls tell me the pros and cons while trying to experience it ?????

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  2. Hum, can't ghost hunt when you are horny. What's the fun in that? Casper has needs too. Interesting post Miss Autumn...

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  3. From an interview of Anna Nicole Smith at HFM.

    What’s the kinkiest sex you’ve had?

    Well…a ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me at an apartment a long time ago in Texas. I used to think it was my boyfriend, and one day I woke up and it wasn’t. It was, like, a spirit and it—woo! [miming a ghost flying from under her sheets]—went up! I was freaked out about it, but then I was like, “Well, you know what? He’s never hurt me and he just gave me some amazing sex so I have no problem.

    You’re sure that wasn’t a dream?

    It was not a dream because it was happening every night. One night at almost daylight—and that was the time my boyfriend went to work—I had woken up ‘cause I felt it comin’ up my leg and I saw it. I told my boyfriend and he didn’t believe me. Of course—men.

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  4. Ghosts need lovin' like everyone else.
    Those horny bastards !

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  5. Pangs;
    I'll be over any minute!!!

    Oh, and you're right--helluva band name!

    Julie;
    I think it's enticing for the ghosts if I'm in a wiggly mood, huh? It makes the EVPs more interesting..

    Barry;
    Love that interview! Well, since she liked to bed men halfway in the grave--why not ALL the way?

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    1. Hello miss autumn ..thanks for your post ..btw will those ingredients really work ??..may i knw the pros and cons of doing this . Need i have to count 1 to 666 strictly followed by those ingredients you've mentioned ??

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  6. Max;
    Yeah, I don't blame them. Imagine having your free run of anyone's bed at any time? Not bad. Globe trotters, no doubt--just go to Rome when it's nighttime, then follow the globe, bedding their way to Hawaii... It's a tough afterlife...

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  7. Well I'm not that hard up yet so I guess I'll start wearing socks to bed to protect my big toe.

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  8. Cindi;
    Good idea. You certainly don't want a bloated Elvis bothering you while you get your beauty rest.

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  10. Yes ,and imagine if you're a ghost,
    and all the things you don't wanna
    see as well.

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  11. lol... hilarious, and preposterous :P

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  12. LW;
    It was a delight and you know how much I love to laugh...

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  13. Ohh myy godd! This is..so frealishly-i cant even discribe it. I found out i was pregnant right around the time my bf was killed. And when i was giving birth i had this weird type of orgasm.....and whats worse is now anytime i want to shower or change my little jeremiah doesnt wanna be out of the room with me...and he hates my new bf with a passion....wonder if this is my dead bf living through my baby?

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