Monday, October 10, 2011
I borrowed The Human's camera (I won't say what for), but I found zombie pictures of her on it. Lately, this Zombie Housewives of the Apocalypse thing has really got me concerned. It made me start feeling a bit philosophical. It made me ponder one of the great questions of life:
Is it possible that a human can be preoccupied with being undead and a doll can be preoccupied with being alive?
I'm not sure why humans think zombies are even vaguely interesting. Considering how dumb humans are, zombies are really just a bare step down in intelligence order. You know, it goes Dolls at the top, dogs below them, humans an then zombies.
This October is proving to be rather exasperating. The Human has managed to thwart every prank I've tried to play. I do believe it's time to let Skittles in on the fun. That freaky clown doll really creeps out The Human more than I do because he just smiles and won't talk. Maybe I'll divert her attention and let Skittles perform the actual prank....
at 12:30 PM