I admit to spending some time online. The Human uses the damn laptop all the time. But, in the middle of the night, I get to hop on and learn a bit more about the enemy, I mean, humans.
I ran into this device that sells for $225. Unlimited sex with this beauty.
I'm a doll myself and tend to swing that way, but even I wouldn't do this dolly. That look on her face would not exactly create confidence in a man.
I'm not sure what to make of this progress in the human evolution. It would appear that you hairless apes think you have progressed so much past you animal counterparts that you can now breed with my kind. Well, let me say something to you humans out there, I am not going to live to see some perverse evolution of your kind by piggybacking on my kind to make your next step up the evolutionary ladder.
Humans, I am willing to allow you to utilize these dolls (above) because, quite honestly, even at my drunkest, I would not do that doll!
Date within your own species please and leave the dollies to those of us who know how to handle them!
that is just creepy...
ReplyDeleteSee, Mr. Zombie, even you are astonished at what the humans will do!
ReplyDeleteI have not seen any verteloquist sex dolls. You are probably evolved asexual doll.
ReplyDeletegotta admit. i can see the appeal in being given the ability to program your partner to be and do exactly what you want. But come on, I would think you would have to be pretty Hard Up (no pun intended) to hit one of these dolls or marry one for that matter. The real thing has to be more satisfying.(despite more of a different type of maintenance)
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