Lonely on a Friday Night?



Tonight's that night again. Join us and comment back and forth with a group of fun bloggers who like to chat, flirt, and be downright naughty on a Friday night. Ask questions, make remarks, tell us what you're drinking. Whatever you want, this is the place to have a virtual date with a wide variety of folks. We go from 7 pm EST until the last person finally checks out with exhaustion. You may begin any time.

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  1. I'm here ya'all. Whenever you want, the party can start.

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  2. Catch up with you later...be ready!

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  3. Hey! Glad you're on. Glad you're plugged into the Internet again. While I was waiting for my cable hookup--I had withdrawal. I know how it feels.

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  4. Yeah, it was rather pathetic to see how dependant I am on the internet. Ah well, classes have started so nothing like having nothing to do but read textbooks. Hows things been?

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  5. I'm doing great. I have a house call this weekend to a haunted house. Those are always fun to tackle. No schoolbooks for me, but tons of medical reports to type up. Quite done for the day--yahoo! Are you starting to get into a Halloween mood yet? I'm sure your weather feels more like fall. It's like 100 here!

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  6. I'm glad to hear that you're doing well. Haunted house sounds like it would be blast, always wanted to go into a haunted house but cant ever find one much less find some one to tag along with me. :P Up here its still warm but you can feel fall in the air for sure, definitely more so than a 100.

    Haven't had a lot of time to think about Halloween but I'm sure with int he next week or so I will start to get into the mood.

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  7. So, what does your course load look like? I'm intrigued by your area of study.

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  8. I'm feelin' the Haunting Spirit for sure! I'm currently working on my version of a "Haunted Laser Vortex". If anyone doesn't know what in the Hell I'm talking about, here's a YouTube link:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vTIbJ-pyXc
    Should really impress the kiddies this year!

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  9. HalloweeNut;
    You are too much fun! I wish you were in AZ! I am putting up my Halloween stuff on my birthday next Friday. It'll be so fun to have that stuff haunting my place. I just love the atmosphere I will play nonstop Nox Arcana and just darken the place and feel all spooky. You are quite ambitious. I hope you photograph or film it. I almost bought candy corn at the store the other night and then thought again about it. By Halloween I'd be sick of it. I can only eat a little bit of that before saying "ENOUGH!"

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  10. @Autumn,

    Course load looks pretty solid. Heavy Reading, but thats not really an issue. Taking: Philosophy: Theory of Knowledge, Psychology: History of Psych, Psychology: Human Sexuality, Mathematics: Pre-Calculus (avoided this long), English: Literature and Composition. Fairly excited about most of the courses.

    @halloween,

    Damn man! That impresses me!

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  11. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
    They're afraid of flying off the handle.

    Barry

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  12. Yea, I know what you mean about candy corn. A little goes a long way! :P Oh by the way, I saw the laser instructions, and there not that hard. Granted, it involves soldering, but there's a learning curve to everything, isn't there?

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  13. @Invidus;
    You get to study human sexuality--how lucky! I think I'd like to major in that. I thought for a time of being a counselor but I think my dream would be a life coach who incorporates cognitive-behavioral techniques, my psychic skills, and spiritualism. Binding those three elements together, I think I could do amazing things for folks. They really are the cornerstone to mental health and happiness and achieving goals. If you can't tell, Albert Ellis is my fav of the psych dudes!

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  14. Barry;
    You got a super giggle out of me for that one.

    HalloweeNut;
    I bought a soldering iron with the best of intentions and then realized I'd have to learn to use it. I'm a total Lucille Ball. You don't want me around burning pointed objects.

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  15. Gotta love the corny stuff

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  16. How many of those jokes do you have, Barry?

    Everyone--on my first beer. Just had a grilled cheese sandwich so my stomach isn't empty. I make a mean one. I use Laughing cow cheese and pepper jack. So crispy but spicy. Hopefully it'll keep me from become goofy with the beer. I'm such a lightweight.

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  17. @Barry.

    I just told my Roommate that joke. He laughed and almost spilled his dinner.

    @Autumn,

    I'm so unbelievably stoked for Human Sexuality. Has definitely been a favorite topic of mine ;) both academically and socially, haha. Ellis has done wonders for the field of Psychology. I can definitely tell you would do wonderful things for people if you did pursue your counselor dream/goal.

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  18. Since I'm underage, all I'm drinking is a glass of apple cider. My local shop just started carrying it today!

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  19. Don't encourage me I may not stop.

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  20. Haven't started yet. But probably going out for a beer pretty quick here to celebrate getting internet.

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  21. @Invidus;
    I hope they give you lots of fun projects for the class. I'd ask for some labs for that class. hee hee

    I have to admit that for a long time now I've already been life-coaching folks and I get such a blast out of inspiring them, lighting fires under them, getting them to look at things differently. It's kind of like what I do with GHT. I just want people to look at the ghostly stuff in a new way and keep an open mind to all answers. I truly believe in all things there is no "one" answer, but many answers that ring true for many people.

    So, what's the textbook like for sexuality? I know, I know... I have a one track mind. No doubt it covers some of those crude miserable early sexuality studies, but hopefully they've learned more about it. Honestly, if they sat down with me, I could fill a textbook with the correct information about women.

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  22. @Invidus; I want to see the kind of emails you send when you're shitfaced. Give it a try.

    @HalloweeNut;
    I just got some of those cider spices for simmering. I wish it would cool off so I could legimately make the hot spiced cider. Yum! Does it feel like fall where you are? Someone, please send it to AZ!

    @Barry;
    I like when you quote poetry more than jokes. The autumn one always gets me all squishy inside.

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  23. What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?



    Grandma monster

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  24. Barry;
    You are so naughty. You know what I was thinking....

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  25. Oh yeah, it feels like fall, weather-wise. But I'm at my dad's house currently; Ohio just doesn't have the same "feeling" as my mom's town in Western PA - colorful trees, falling leaves, old cemeteries, and cornfields as far as the eye can see. True October beauty :)

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  26. @Barry,

    Please don't stop

    @Autumn,

    I'm hopping for some labs, or practice of the information of the class. I'm certain this class will have practical usages none the less. I'm curious about this correct information you have Autmun ;)

    The textbook is interesting. Mainly only read the perspective of sexualities across cultures and time. I will keep you updated though.

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  27. Autumn why would you want poetry when all you have to do is look in a mirror? You are poetry

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  28. HalloweeNut;
    Beautiful area of the country! Oh, how I wish I were feeling it now. I love Western PA more than Eastern. The people are nicer too. No wonder you're a HalloweeNut. I can't wait to get out of the desert and be in seasons again. Planning on escaping in 2-3 years. Yahoo! Are you putting together a costume for any parties or anything? I'd be curious what you'd dress up as. Some folks love that part of Halloween, others dread it. I love being someone else for a full evening. It's exciting.

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  29. Barry;
    It's official, my legs are rubber right now.

    Invidus;
    Ah yes, female sexuality. I will give you the secrets. Women love atmosphere because it creates a fantasy. They enjoy the candles and the pillows spread out on the floor and the fire in the fireplace, but when it comes to actually making a woman completely insane? Make love to her head. Sounds funny, huh? Well, part of it is pet names and compliments, but it's really physically her head. Run your hands through her hair, hold her face as you kiss her, kiss her thoroughly, slip your tongue into her ear and pant lightly with desire, and nibble her neck. Nibbling her neck will make her thighs part and give you a woman so juicy and eager, she is likely to scream out you to do her. Well, that's the truth. We're not so into gyno exams with fingers. Direct access to our moisture reserves depends upon the stimulation of our head and neck.... I just gave you our secret knowledge. Use it wisely, my friend.

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  30. Well, this year my display or "home haunt" will be themed as a ghostly carnival sideshow, complete with mummified mermaids, shrunken heads, clown skulls, and much more! While last year I played more of a silent menace type character, this year I'm going to try and be more vocal, so I'm playing a "Gothic Carnival Barker", whom I've dubbed Clive. Git it? Clive the Barker? Yea, that was lame! :P

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  31. @HalloweeNut;
    I wish so much I could cruise by your place on Halloween. What a blast!!! That is a really creative idea. Those freaky sideshows always fascinate me. You know, I'm writing a dark erotica series anthology and one of the stories in it involves sex with a carnival clown. Now, that was a real challenge to make sound feasible. Now, you're not going to think of your display quite the same way, huh? I love writing challenges and that was a big one. Who isn't freaking scared of clowns? Who would want to do one? Well, I came up with a reasonable scenario, but don't expect a story in there about ventriloquist dolls... Yikes!

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  32. @Autumn,
    Damn. Please re-write my textbook. Of course, sensai, I will use this information wisely. =]

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  33. Invidus;
    Yes, I suspect the girls will have be totally helpless when you put that into practice. My girlfriends and I for years have lamented at men's efforts to make us insane with need. We know what goodies they want to grab at right away, but we're a puzzle. The right combo and you get a wild thing, the wrong combo and you get a receptacle. Too many men believe that after the dating is over and you're well into a relationship you don't need to kiss any longer. Very very wrong. Women are not above finding the kissing in a new relationship. We find kissing an ultimate intimacy and there's something vampiric about having your neck nibbled--such a vulnerable place. A little neck nibbling and it goes directly to a woman's groin.

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  34. Sideshows have always been a macabre fascination of mine. I've seen only one in person. The most grotesque act they performed was a woman pounding a six-inch nail up her nose. Before that, I had thought she was pretty hot!

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  35. You can learn a lot from Halloween like check the goodies before they go into your mouth.

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  36. HalloweeNut;
    Yeah, that might just turn a dude off. Ick! There was an old movie that freaked me out so much. It's black and white and I believe it's called "Freaks." It was just so disturbing and starred real sideshow freaks.

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  37. Barry;
    Oh yes, inspect the candy first.

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  38. My favorite sideshow is one from Canada called Carnival Diablo. It's done with a Gothic Horror theme, and performers doing freaky dangerous stunts. You can look 'em up at www.CarnivalDiablo.com. It's pretty interesting, especially the history behind the show. Oh, and here's a YouTube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGOyTR2cSUk

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  39. I plan to have for Halloween midget rock star costume and found this jammin’ dwarf ensemble to wear.

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  40. @Autumn,

    I, honestly like to kiss. So that is something I would never toss out of a relationship. I'm honestly glad to hear that kissing is important on the female side, since I rather enjoy it.

    @Halloween,

    Man, that is messed up. I can see hammering a nine inch nail in the nose a bit of a turn off.

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  41. @HalloweeNut;
    Awesome! I have always had on my bucket list to do this one:
    http://www.zozobra.com/
    Something about this huge figure being burned while everyone chants and plays drums--very primal.

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  42. @Autumn,

    Oh yeah, I love to bite as well ;) delve into that little bit of predator aspect of the Vampire.

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  43. Echo;
    I want pictures. That sounds wicked awesome! I hope to get my costume together and find something fun to go to in order to wear it. If all else fails, I'll wear it to the zombie walk.

    Invidus;
    Oh, a man who loves kissing. You will always have a happy woman! I have had several married friends who complained that their husbands quit kissing them in the middle-aged years and they snuck around kissing strange men at bars just to be kissed. Their marriages all died, but middle-aged women lament the most about the lack of kissing. Romance goes to hell.

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  44. Invidus;
    I get all shivery when men talk about biting. A little gentle tug on the neck flesh at just the right time can make a woman's hips pulsate wildly.

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  45. Well, I think I'm gonna stop posting, at least for a while. I've got party stuff to work, being that it's the weekend. It's been fun!

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  46. Have fun, HalloweeNut!

    @Invidus;
    You taking off to party?

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  47. @Autumn,

    Intense. I didn't realize that most men didn't like kissing. I like the sense of intimacy that it brings, holding a girl in my arms and placing my lips on hers holding her close...pressing her against a wall or whatever. I do enjoy it. I hope to find a women to make happy.

    But I'm going to hit up the bar. I'll be back later.

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  48. Invidus;
    When you go out to party--remember my advice! Have fun!

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  49. I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

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  50. I don't wanna know where folks put their candy when they trick or treat. Hee hee

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  51. See you later after I get some stuff taken care of...

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  52. Watching ghost adventure now and reading some emails

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  53. Barry,
    I think I'll put on a good horror movie. Since I only have the shitty little TV with VHS, I'll put on a VHS movie--"The Incubus." I'm in the mood for that one!

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  54. Autumn, i have posted pictures of midget costume i am putting together.

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  55. Ghost Adventures is the guys going over their favorite clips from the last two seasons

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  56. Echo;
    I like the biker costume! That was sexy!

    Barry;
    Damn! It's not on here yet. The new season starts next Friday on my birthday. Guess what I'll be doing? Hee hee

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  57. I'm baaaaaaaaaack!!! Just got back from building a new scarecrow for my party. Thinking of calling this one "Mr Stitch". Originally, I was going for a gory look, which I don't do very often, but it still turned out OK. This was my first time using paper-mache for a Halloween project. I also used the stuff to improve a store-bought pirate I got for my birthday.

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  58. Glad you like it. Then I will look in it like sex dwarf.

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  59. HalloweeNut;
    You got me in the mood to pull all my Halloween stuff out of my steamer trunks and check it out. I'm so inspired. I love using paper maiche. It sounds funny, but when my son was little, I took a cardboard box that stacks of printer paper used to come in. I cut two holes in the top and then put a paper maiche huge nose on top of it with warts and painted it greenish gray. It was a witch's nose. The kids at school halloween parties had to stick their hands inside where there was a bucket of green jello. With each hand, they could grasp a toy and pull them out of the nostrils and they'd have green boogers all over their arms. I was the most popular mom in school!

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  60. Echo;
    You have me all excited about costumes! Okay, I will commit this weekend to finding the rest of my costume so I can play with it. I'd like to get a photo in it for Halloween on the blog. I'm all inspired now!

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  61. Got my Mudslide and watching Ghost Adventures Scariest Moments, what's up?

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  62. Hey Julie;
    Just got done watching "The Incubus." campy 70s fun!

    Invidus;
    How was your time out? You back in one piece? I thought you were supposed to practice those moves on the gals. Another time, huh?

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  63. I'm watching that too Julie

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  64. Are we talking Halloween fun peeps? I will be moving on Halloween, so that will be a crazy day for us. I am looking forward to seeing your decorations miss Autumn. I guess they won't be up next Wednesday but when we go to Florence I will get to see them in person.

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  65. You lucky ducks! It's not on here yet on my cable system. Oh well, I'll put on a naughty movie. I have a few of those tucked away....

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  66. Hi Barry and Invidus... Getting ready for the all new season next week.

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  67. @Autumn,

    Yeah it was just basically going out for a beer and some food, nothing to exciting. Definitely next time I will be out 'practicing'. What we all up to this evening?

    @Julie

    Moving on halloween is going to suck :( Thats never fun. Moving and you have to miss the best day out of the complete year.

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  68. Julie;
    I know me and on Sunday I'll probably have them up. There's not many places to display stuff. I'll have to be creative until I get furniture. Hee hee. We're going to have a blast in October. I want us to hit some Halloween stuff and just have a good old time!

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  69. A naughty movie you say? Don't have any, just have to make my own, lol..... Oops, I didn't go there did I?

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  70. Invidus: (jeez, I usually like to ask people if I can call them by their real first name--let me know)

    Those lucky local girls are going to be in for quite a treat. Purely for school research, right? hee hee

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  71. You can call me Reid, I am totally fine with it.

    Yup, purely research and for the glories of science ;) there will be no pleasure taken of it. Haha, yeahhh.

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  72. Invidus, yep it sucks but that is the day it fell on. I am hoping that we can get it all moved on Saturday and have Sunday to put things away and enjoy the holiday.

    (take a drink everyone Aaron said dude)

    Autumn, I am looking forward to you going with me to some of the Halloween events around town so I can do blogs about them. That is going to be fun.

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  73. Reid;
    You have a wicked sense of humor. That's one of the most attractive things a man can possess. Women say they want a funny guy and they really mean it. He has to not take things so seriously. Sometimes, he needs to be a goofy tease. So, if you were dressing up for Halloween, what costume would you choose?

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  74. Julie;
    I don't have the show on, but I will take a swig of my third beer. Oh dear! Three beers! That's my limit. :-)

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  75. Autumn,

    I'm not sure my sense of humor is always this way, but certainly let myself have a little more fun with a bit of alcohol.

    Halloween, I am thinking about being a Naughty Priest. At least that is my game plan anyways.

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  76. Autumn,

    I'm not sure my sense of humor is always this way, but certainly let myself have a little more fun with a bit of alcohol.

    Halloween, I am thinking about being a Naughty Priest. At least that is my game plan anyways.

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  77. I went to a party once as a pregnant nun and my boyfriend as a priest. We made out and hung all over each other. We were a huge hit. Haha. I'm so bad. I admit to being super turned on at the thought of making a priest forget his vows. The girls will be following you around.

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  78. Autumn: by the time the show starts on Cox, you will be too drunk to play the game, lol. Of course, their best evidence show is on next...

    Is everyone Trick or Treating or going to a party?

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  79. I would so love to trick or treat. It'd freak the neighbors out. Haha. I hope we get trick or treaters in the complex. I am setting up a dolly display that should totally frighten and fascinate. Yeah, I'm down to water now cause I know my limits. Three beers and I'm one loose woman, only there's no man to lose it with. :-)

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  80. Three beers is my limit too. I am usually feeling pretty good by then, lol.

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  81. Yeah. It probably didn't help that the first one was on an empty stomach. I'm waiting to hear back on our potential house call. It's always so much better doing house calls. You have a better net you can drop over the place as far as witnesses living there and seeing it all the time instead of employees who come and go and sometimes see stuff.

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  82. Haha. I am probably hitting up a party, I hope so anyways, new city, don't really know anyone. So we shall see.

    Its sad but I'm a light weight when it comes to beer over harder alcohol. :(

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  83. That will be a cool investigation. Let's hope they call you and you can go there on Sunday.

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  84. Reid;
    You be safe, have fun, par-tay. I hope your city rocks. I can't do hard liquor myself--burns a hole right through my stomach.

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  85. @autumn

    Oh my bad. That was in respone to Julies thing. Sorry. Not going anywhere tonight drink here tonight.

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  86. Reid;
    So, you're probably look at a bunch of boxes around you, huh? My home office is a total wreck. I have a gigantic painting I did of my tattoo. I need to hang that on the wall so the room becomes mine. I put the organizers in the closet, put the files together. Just need to put shit in the organizers and bills in the files. Yeah, I'm playing hookie right now and just kicking back. Moving is weird. Settling in is fun. I feel more at home here in a few days than I did in decades in my last place.

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  87. I am looking forward to moving out of this money pit and into a new home. I will have fun decorating the place especially my room.

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  88. Having your own room is a necessity! Hey, I just finished making the video for the blog that will be shown on Friday--so ya'all can see me finally. Har har. Julie, however, has known me up close and personal at my total goofiest and she still hangs with me. I love you sis!

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  89. Yep, you haven't scared this gal off. I enjoy goofy. We have had fun adventures so far with many more to come. Love ya too little sis.

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  90. Well, just looked at the video and it's classic me. You can't get a better example unless you have me dragging Dale's butt around a cemetery laughing my ass off as I try to film him. He's not a cooperative actor! So, if my video next Friday doesn't scare away followers, then ya'all are the best!

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  91. Haha, I can't see you scaring anyone off Autumn, you're far to awesome. =]

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  92. Reid;
    Yeah, buddy, you gotta hang with me and then you say to yourself, "what factory did that make this ditz in?" I get a wild hare and I take off after it. I can't help it. It's my nature to be spontaneous, goofy and say "why the hell can't we?" When people say something can't be done. I would loosen you up, I'm sure. You'd be getting into lots of trouble, getting chased by indigents in abandoned buildings and sneaking into graveyards and ducking from the security guards' flashlights. Julie knows me. She knows what she's getting into. Bless her heart.

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  93. I'm not surprised Dale isn't cooperating, he is a brat. Does he like the new place?

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  94. Yeah, "No Trespassing" signs only means there is something worth seeing on the other side. I will be getting in trouble hanging with Autumn, but have fun doing it, lol.

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  95. Julie;
    You gotta admit, I'd charm the pants off them and they'd let me get away with it. I only worry about getting caught by the folks living in the Domes, but hell we have to go by those on Wednesday and see. There might be no one in them any longer (one can hope). Last time, I got my clothes snagged on the barbed wire getting away.

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  96. Autumn, I don't know if that was suppose to make me think you are more awesome. :P But that sounds like a hell of a lot of fun, I wish I could hang around you. I would love to do that.

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  97. Heeey, I don't know what you guys are talking about so I'm just going to say hi! Wooo. I'm tired and wired at the same time. :-/

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  98. Maybe it has been way too hot for anyone to live in the dooms and they will be empty. I'm sure you have lots of places to take me on our way to Gila Bend.

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  99. Reid;
    Yeah, we'd be trouble. You'll have to see my video next Friday and you'll understand that you can't take me anywhere. Julie learned that and so she just chills while I'm all wired. The woman is a saint!

    Sam;
    Welcome! We're all talking about this and that. Mostly we're in a Halloween mood and since you're The Halloween Blues... you must have something to say on the subject.

    Julie;
    The domes are too hot to live in, but damned if they don't do it anyways. I wouldn't like the rattlers and scorpions just coming in and out--there's no doors or windows.

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  100. Um um....yes I do...lets see *searches through note cards* Uh...Halloween is...fun.

    The End.

    I hope you all enjoyed my presentation.

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  101. Not to keen on meeting up with any of the desert varments.

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  102. Well I've never done anything stupid, cause I'm too cool for school. My ex, on the other hand, got very drunk last year at a Halloween party to the point that she was stumbling and knocking things over. So I took her home in my car and as we were riding along she leaned over and threw up all over my center counsel and floor. It was very lovely.

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  103. I have to chuckle, but I'm sure that absolutely sucked because even if you cleaned it up really good, you could still smell a hint of it each time you climbed into the car. The gift that keeps giving...

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  104. I am leaving folks, talk to you later...

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  105. Yup, I smelled it for atleast a month. The only good thing is, I didn't have to clean it up. I told my ex she had to do it since she promised she wasn't going to drink that much.

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  106. By Julie.

    So, boys? What's your favorite horror movie of all time? And, if you could be a character in a horror movie--who and which movie?

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  107. The original Halloween is my all time favorite horror movie.

    If I could be any character...probably Deputy Dewey. For one, he's one of the few goofy horror movie characters I can relate too and secondly, he's got an amazing survival rate, which would be essential to live in a horror movie world.

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  108. Sam;
    You're killing me. I can see her gagging as she cleans it up. Almost lost it in the car again, no doubt. Divine justice. Girls are sloppy when they get too drunk. There's a limit where they become playful and fun and juicy and then when they become cranky and dried up and sleepy. You can tell the limit because instead of touching you, she's hanging on you....

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  109. And Deputy Dewey is from the Scream series

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  110. Haha she was and whenever she was in my car and the smell got bad, I would roll the windows up. :D

    I only did that for a week. I admit, I was kind of a dick, but it was a brand new car. :(

    And yeah, that's true because I was practically carrying her out of the party.

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  111. Doesn't Dewey get maimed? I never thought about it for me...I guess I'd pick a gal who gets to have some fun with a vampire (no, not "Twilight"). I think I'd be the girl in Fright Night" or something like that.

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  112. Yeah, Dewey gets pretty messed up in every Scream movie (especially the first one) but atleast he comes out alive and with his charming, goofy personality intact. Plus, girls dig injuries.

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  113. Battle wounds are sexy, I must admit. Remember the scene in "Jaws" when they're comparing scars? I thought that was a real turn on. I have some hilarious ones myself. A duck-duck-goose knee scar from a big kid landing on me on the playground. I have tons of little ones on my hands from fishing crabs out of crab traps as a kid. I have ones from when I went streaking and landed in a cactus patch. One where my brother threw a rock at me to see if it would be bounce off my face. Oh, and the very very faint imperceptible C-section scar. I can't even find it anymore. I guess I heal well.

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  114. You fell in a cactus patch while streaking. Hmm, that's gonna take me awhile to digest. I'm too horrified to imagine it. I hate it even getting pricked on my finger by a cactus needle, let alone my exposed body....

    The only scar I have is on my forehead. It's very mysterious and no one knows how I got it, but its from childhood

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  115. I missed out on quite a Lonely Friday Night! How is everyone doing? Obviously Autumn is reliving some good times through her battle wounds. I won't even begin to list my many wounds.

    I could read all the 118 comments, but it'd be much easier if someone just provided a summary of the evening. :)

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  116. I got really drunk in high school, decided to stroll around a high-class neighborhood naked. A car came and my friend yelled "jump!" I did, but rolled down a hillside into a cactus garden, one of every kind! From head to toe--completely covered in thorns.

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  117. M;
    What are you drinking?

    What horror movie character would you like to be?

    Any plans for Halloween?

    Would you be brave enough to go to abandoned places with a nut case like me?

    That was it in a nutshell

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  118. OH man, nooo, now I'm imaging all those prickly needles covering my body. Gah. That's horrifying.

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  119. My girlfriends sat with a bright light on my ass and tweezers and removed enough so I could soak in a hot tub and get some more loose. The long hooking ones, the fat hollow ones, the super fine hair like ones--everywhere. They were embedded in my gums, my nails. When I went to school, I wore a sundress and my entire body had slash marks all over it. There were a hundred stories going around about me being attacked by some crazed ex-boyfriend to getting attacked by a rabid raccoon at a campground. It was pretty funny. I added to it by telling everyone a different ridiculous story. It made me laugh my ass off. I told one person that I got caught in a dust devil that had a bunch of wood scraps in it, another that I ran into barbed wire, another that I fought off a crazed biker who was attacking an old lady....

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  120. The crazed Hells Angels biker story sounds convincing.

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  121. Echo;
    I used to date one and he was a pussycat, but I suppose if he found me with another guy, that might not have been the case. He actually ended up wiping out on his bike with no helmet--of course. He was vegetative for years before he passed on. Age: 23. Sad, huh? Actually 3 dudes I dated died young. Every wedding I have been the bridesmaid in, the bride died. Every wedding I was the maid of honor in, the groom died. Not a good record, huh?

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  122. Whoa, got a black widow thing going on there. No offense, but I don't think I'll be inviting you to my wedding, just to be safe. >_>

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