(On a miserable note, I'm on painkillers today and taking the day off work. I had a rear top molar removed yesterday and it took 90 whole minutes! Apparently, my teeth are as stubborn as I am. It was so freaking grisly. The first thing I thought of was Tom Hanks in "Castaway." You know, removing his bad tooth with an ice skate. Then, when I got a bit more white knuckled and delirious as she pulled, tugged, cracked, snapped and tried to loosen the tooth, I began to think "I should have brought my flipcam to film this horror movie..." Eventually, she drilled it into pieces and got down to the last big root to be removed and I cracked a smile. Why, you ask? I was thinking about something Pangs said on a comment on my pineal gland post. I'm sure the sweating and exhausted dentist and tech thought I was delirious, and perhaps I was, but the point here is that bloggers leave little trails of sunshine everywhere they go and you never know when something absurd you say makes someone smile when they most need it, so while I'm here recovering and a bit giddy from the pain killers, I thank ya'all for being so adorable and so wickedly warped as I am. Especially you, Pangs, you're one in a million!)
So, it’s quiz time again. I know, it’s your favorite, right? Let’s learn more about you, my pretties…. Count your a’s, b’s, c’s and d’s and find out what you would consider to be the most horrifying way to die… (hey, this might actually help you make a game plan to avoid the worst way to go)
1. I most enjoy a 4th of July …
a. Having a barbecue because I hate crowds
b. I don’t usually celebrate, I hate fireworks
c. On a boat in the water watching the fireworks over the lake
d. Fireworks show with the crowd
2. I best describe myself as…
a. Not assertive, follow the crowd
b. In control, like to be the driver, make the decisions
c. Intimidated by my boss, spouse, anyone whose opinion matters
d. A people person, hate to be alone
3. The vacation activity that sounds the least enjoyable is…
a. A day shopping the marketplace in an exotic country
b. Pontoon boat trip to a lake in Alaska
c. Hiking in a wildlife preserve
d. Vigorous myofascial release massage
4. The worst nightmares involve…
a. Being chased
b. Falling
c. Being attacked
d. Unable to get help (lose voice, can’t remember phone number, no one around)
5. I’m most proud that I…
a. Am independent, don't follow the crowd
b. Command my own life
c. Have endured despite hardships
d. Have close relationships and lots of loved ones
Count your a’s, b’s, c’s and d’s and find out which one you have the most of, scroll down and see which way you think is the worst way to die.
a. Stampeded by a terror-filled crowd in a nightclub
b. Airplane plummeting to earth
c. Mauled by a bear in the wild
d. Gut shot and left to die slow and painfully alone