Sunday, March 28, 2010

Life is freakin' weird and I'm laughing!


Sometimes, I can't help but notice weird shit. Well, I am kinda in the weird world of ghosts and all things paranormal, horror writing and Halloween antics, but the real world is a lot weirder.

Take for instance automatic soap dispensers. You seen those on TV advertising how germ-free they are? You don't have to touch the pump to dispense soap--so you stay sanitary. He-ll-o? Technically, as soon as you pump the soap into your hands, you're freakin' washing them, right? Well, just gotta say that advertisers are great at making us need things we don't need.

Another freaky but hilarious thing? My son and I for years have detested Sarah Jessica Parker. It probably won't make me any friends, but she has zero talent and is really really hard to look at and her voice is grating. We call her "horse face." Well, the minute you think something, someone else comes along and makes a website. Enjoy! This is going to make you laugh `till ya cry!

16 comments:

  1. ...but, hey, have you seen the "egg-cracker"? now, that would be handy for me, being disabled, but with normal dexterity, cracking an egg...how hard is that? lol!

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  2. Hey Libby-Girl;
    (hope you don't mind the nickname, I have a tendency to do that with people I feel affection for) Yeah, they're quite the morons. The egg cracker did "crack" me up (hahaha) I say, bring it on mass producers of crap--they're entertaining the hell out of me.

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  3. Autumnforest- good ole "SJP" really doesn't have any talent -in her chosen profession - I have known high-schoolers that could do better than her!!!!!!!!!!!
    I just wanted to thank you for your laugh this eve- it made my night (and i almost wet my pants-good thing i got to the bathroom in time!!!!)
    i wanted to return a "kinda-funny" this is how tech stupid i am -
    i was trying to send some relatives some pics of my paternal grandmother that i didnt think they had seen - well when I got done - I had these little "additions" to the photos i sent - One of Leonid Brezhnev and Richard Nixon chatting sometime in the early 70s ( wow wont this be a family "treasure" for them:-)
    one of me and about 6 other kids at a party in Germany in 1982 drunk off our butts -ahhh those family memories :-)
    two of Fernando - thank the good lord he was clothed in them!!!!!!!!!
    when i realized what i had done i sent another email to them saying how there is no hope for some people in the puter department - but i am truly thanking whoever watches over me that so many others in my - uhhm "collection" didnt get in there!!!!!!!!! what an eyeful that would have been !!!!
    I have no idea how i did this -just like so many things i do :-)
    your friend always:-)!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. My husband and I cannot stand SJP, either! I've always called her "Horse-Face", but my husband calls her "Foot-Face". Thanks for the laugh!!

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  5. My hubby falls for all those crazy gadgets advertised on television. He won't listen, just keeps on buying these things that don't work...and he tries to get me into it. "Hey, you could use that."
    Mary

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  6. those horses should be insulted...they are far better looking.

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  7. I need to get Mikey one of those for his birthday. He is a bit of a germaphobe and would agree with me, lol.

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  8. Ya'all make me laugh even harder. So, I'm just wondering--how is it SJP manages to be such a "success" and they can't make enough movies about a horse-faced woman trying to have sex in the city? Seems like it should be classified under "bestiality" at the video store.

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  9. lol, poor SJP. I've always wondered how she became so successful in this industry where beauty is so imporant. Luck I guess.

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  10. Oh, and the soap dispenser...I'd like to try it for my kids. Somehow they managed to get their soap with pump all dirty and yucky, arrrgh

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  11. Sandra;
    Yeah, moms with kids would be the best target for that product. It still cracks me up since you never touch the pump unless you're washing your hands...

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  12. My sons have been asking me for that stupid soap dispenser for weeks now. Have you seen the toothpaste one? They want that too.

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  13. Jessica;
    I have to laugh. We go into stores with automatic doors and our cars can park themselves, our hand dispensers are automatic are as the hand blow dryers and towel dispensers in bathrooms. I'm beginning to have funny visions of folks having trouble remembering how to do anything when they don't have to anymore. I thought it was funny raising my son with wanting only digital watches. One day, when he was like 8 years old, I asked him what time it was and he stared at the wall clock like it was some foreign language. hee hee

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  14. You might like the blog thingsyoudontneed.blogspot.com. I can't say always I agree with everything he says, but he usually does make a pretty good case for his viewpoints on what things he thinks people don't need. The blog is rarely ever updated anymore, but there's still a lot of old posts you can read.

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  15. Jeff;
    You know all the cool info--thanks!

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  16. HAHAHAHAHA! My husband has always said the same thing about her looks. I've always liked her, but it was from her early years. The older she gets and the more weight she losses...it's just not becoming. She needs a bit o'meat on those bones! (And apparently help with her horse face.)

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