Mid Week Laugh: The Dumbing of America



Here's your mid week laugh. I was out doing my chores on my day off and I overheard two trophy wives (yeah, I'm in one of those parts of town--infuriating finding intelligence here--probably why I go online to talk to ya'all) were discussing how the president was technically not necessarily "black" or "white." The little size zero with the newly frosted highlights and fake nails that looked like weapons announced, "you're right. He's a milano."

Wow! No one told me this. President Obama is apparently a crispy light Pepperidge Farm cookie with a thin sliver of chocolate within two vanilla wafers. Hmm...

Mulatto: (dictionary.com)a person whose ancestry is a mixture of Negro and Caucasian.